Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger episodes

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 19:Bruin Supreme

In the players' lounge of Olympic Stadium...
Jett Jones:"I looked at Japanhero.com and in the message boards of the site,there's an announcement for the Battle Fever J remake."
Smash Lee:"A Battle Fever J remake? Wow."
Jett Jones:"Some things are rumored. Battle France will be female,while Battle Cossack and Miss America will be replaced by new members Battle America and Battle Canada."
Smash Lee:"A female Battle France? No way!"

In Kingship...
Toora:"I would like you to meet my newest servant,Elbachi."
Elbachi (a grizzly bear with frog hands and feet):"I'm half-bear,half-frog."
Loora:"Elbachi,what are you gonna do?"
Elbachi:"To disguise as a human."

In the fields outside the Ernie Esperanza Middle School...
Black Pepper Jack:"We will volunteer to be a new teacher assistant for Ernie Esperanza Middle School."
Running Jin:"Let's see if we can do our best as we can."
Wildman Wesley:"I bet this is a great day in a middle school."
Hurlie Gertie:"Even though we're still dealing with fashion disasters."

Elbachi (disguised as Jett Jones):"Hey guys."
Black Pepper Jack:"What do you want,Mr. Jones?"
Elbachi:"I want you to kill Lebron James because of Aubrianna."
Black Pepper Jack:"Kill Lebron James? Why are you doing this to me?"
Elbachi (spoken in his original voice):"I want you to kill AUBRIANNA!"
Black Pepper Jack (before he pulls off a Stooges-style two-finger eye gouge on Elbachi):"You're an idiot!"
Elbachi's eyes are hit,thus taking off his disguise,revealing his true form,which is a bear with frog hands and feet.
Running Jin:"That's no Jett Jones. That's a bear."
Elbachi:"My name is Elbachi."
Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,and Hurlie Gertie (taking out their Blesschangers):"Blessranger!"
The four people morph into Bless Black,Bless Green,Bless Yellow,and Bless Pink. Elbachi charges foward like a rhino,sending the Blessrangers into the air.
Elbachi (as he launches a flying kick passing through Bless Black):"LORIMAR!!!"
Elbachi teleports and jump kicks the other three Blessrangers one by one in slow motion.
Elbachi (as he lands):"LORIMAR!!"
Black Pepper Jack (when knocked down,as he gets up a little bit):"Who's Lorimar?"
Jink Williams:"Quit saying Lorimar! I know what it is."
Black Pepper Jack (as he gets up more,while Green,Yellow,and Pink get up immediately):"Can you tell me what Lorimar is?"
Jink Williams:"Lorimar is an American television production company active from 1968 through 1993,it was founded by Irwin Molasky,Merv Adelson,and Lee Rich,who named the company after Merv Adelson's wife Lori and their surname initials,M for Molasky,A for Adelson,and R for Rich. Lorimar was best known as a production for Family Matters and Full House."
Elbachi (as he's doing a flying dive on Bless Green):"LORIMAR!"
Jink Williams (takes out his Blesschanger):"Bless you!"
Jink transforms into Bless Gold,the seventh Blessranger.
Elbachi:"This is something cool gone crude!"
Bless Gold (before he fires several shots from his Bless Shooter):"Watch this."
Bless Gold fires some shots at Elbachi,inflicting great damage.
Bless Red joins the fight,jumping toward Elbachi with a leaping kick on Elbachi.
Bless Black:"Smash Lee. What are you doing here?"
Bless Red:"It's time to set things up."
Elbachi:"Six is enough???"
Smash Lee:"Bless Red."
Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black."
Running Jin:"Bless Green."
Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow."
Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink."
Jink Williams:"Bless Gold."
Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie,Jink Williams:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!"
Elbachi:"I had enough."
Bless Gold:"Let me handle this...Storm Boots!"
Storm Boots appear worn on Bless Gold's feet. Bless Gold jumps toward Elbachi...
Bless Gold (as he unleashes a Yuri Sakazaki-style Flying Phoenix Kick-type move on Elbachi):"Air Kick 47!"
After 47 hits,Bless Gold backflips a long distance away and as he lands...
Bless Gold:"Storm Boot Gold!"
Bless Gold's Storm Boots turn gold,then launches a flying kick toward Elbachi,passing through him,causing Elbachi to be defeated.
Simon Stinger shows up and pours some Speckled Spice to make Elbachi grow.
Elbachi:"I'm the bear that's too powerful to bear."
All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh. Elbachi runs toward Bakuhatsuoh,Bakuhatsuoh throws a powerful right punch to knock down Elbachi.
Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh):"Bakudan Blade Attack!"
Elbachi (as he gets up):"You can't beat me! I'm a "bear frog"! Remember,I'm a BEAR FROG!"
Bakuhatsuoh defeats Elbachi with the Bakudan Blade Attack.

In Kingship...
Toora:"This stupid frog needs to learn a lesson."
Loora:"You mean a bear?"
Toora:"Whatever."

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 20:Full Gospel

In the players' lounge of Olympic Stadium...
Jink Williams:"People say that Dexter's Laboratory will be airing on CBS."
Smash Lee:"Because of the NFL on CBS theme song that sounded similar to the Dexter's Lab theme song."
Jink Williams:"You're right."

In Kingship...
Toora:"There will be mass destruction across the land. We needed someone to do this dirty work."
Terex Stinger:"I must do this...APOLLO'S MAGIC!"
The kabuki actor action figure on the table was transformed into a "kabuki samurai hybrid" Forbidden General named Kobayashi.
Kobayashi:"KOBAYASHI!!!"
Toora:"You crazy samurai must wreak havoc in a church,any church you want to take over."
Kobayashi:"Koba...yashi?!

In the players' lounce of Olympic Stadium,Jink Williams was playing Street Fighter III Double Impact on the Sega Dreamcast. In a few seconds,Jett Jones comes into the room,Jink pauses the game.
Jink Williams:"Mr. Jones,are there any more ways to take care of Lebron?"
Jett Jones:"Have him stay with you."
Jink Williams:"Right...have Lebron stay with me."

Wavering dissolves to Jink's imagination,taking place in a Yes,Dear-style backyard scene.
Aubrianna (appears non-pregnant):"I am going to KILL LEBRON!"
Jink Williams:"Why? Why are you going to kill him?!"
Aubrianna:"I don't want to see him anymore!"
Jink Williams:"Look. Lebron's in my guest house. What's the matter?"
Aubrianna:"If I would see him..."
Aubrianna's eyes glow red.
Aubrianna (in a low-pitched evil voice):"I WILL KILL HIM."
Jink screams and runs back into the guest house and locks up the door. Wavering dissolves back to normal.

Lebron James:"What's wrong?"
Jink Williams:"I have to protect you from Aubrianna's sights."
Lebron James:"Right. I can't stand Aubrianna."

Outside of one of Montreal's churches,Kobayashi wreaks havoc with his sword,people are screaming and attempt to escape. A half-minute later,Bless Red,Green,and Yellow arrive in the scene and they jump off the Blesscruiser while Bless Black and Pink arrive too and they jump off the Blessroader.
Smash Lee:"The church is not your enemy!"
Kobayashi:"Yes,it is."
Smash Lee:"Bless Red."
Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black."
Running Jin:"Bless Green."
Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow."
Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink."
Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!"
Kobayashi:"Tell me the meaning of the mark of the beast!"
Bless Green:"The mark of the beast? You mean the number of the beast!"
Kobayashi (as Bless Green wields his Bless Saber):"Say your prayers! It's six-hundred sixty-six!"
Bless Green and Kobayashi begin fighting and clashing with their swords. After a half-minute,Bless Green charges his sword.
Bless Green (before he attacks Kobayashi with his sword):"Bless Attack!"
Kobayashi is hit by the Bless Saber Bless Attack,Bless Green follows up with a couple more sword slashes.
Bless Red:"Let's finish this off!"
All five of the Blessranger's individual weapons form together Bless Zooka.
Blessrangers:"Bakuhatsu Bless Attack!"
The Bless Zooka fires the Bakuhatsu Bless Attack defeating Kobayashi. Then,Simon Stinger shows up and pours some speckled spice to make Kobayashi grow.
Blessrangers:"Bless Beasts combine!"
All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsu extends his arm blade and starts swordplaying with Kobayashi. A minute later,Bakuhatsuoh and Kobayashi clashed their swords,then a few seconds Bakuhatsuoh backed up.
Bless Red:"Bakudan Blade Attack!"
Bakuhatsuoh defeats Kobayashi with the Bakudan Blade Attack.

In Kingship...
Toora:"You will pay for this,Blessrangers!"

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 21:Powerful Sister

Outside Black Pepper Jack's house,Black Pepper Jack was talking to Smash Lee on a cell phone.
Black Pepper Jack:"What you've been up to?"
Smash Lee (at a Wal-Mart):"I wanted to buy an X-Box. I would like to have any fighting game that is made by SNK Playmore."
Black Pepper Jack:"An X-Box? Any game you wanted for your X-Box?"
Smash Lee:"I would say King of Fighters 2000/2001 or SNK vs. Capcom. Or maybe King of Fighters 2002/2003 when it comes out. I have an obsession with SNK Playmore characters."

In Kingship...
Toora:"This Powerpuff Girl figure is a cross between Blossom and Bubbles. This is weird."
Terex Stinger:"Don't worry. I'll take care of that...Apollo's Magic!"
The Powerpuff Girl hybrid figure on the table was magically transformed into a glowing green ball. The green ball splits up into the blue and pink energy balls. The blue energy ball reforms into Charming Jill,a blue cheerleader-type Forbidden General with blonde hair and braces on her teeth,while the pink energy ball reforms into Charming Eileen,a pink cheerleader-type Forbidden General with brown hair and wears glasses.
Toora:"Wow! Two sorority troublemakers. Now I can't wait to see them attack Montreal in a new way."

Outside a local Wal-Mart,Smash Lee is approaching a bunch of Golden Chiefs. Smash Lee drops the bags he's holding,and starts to fight against the Golden Chiefs. A minute later,Charming Jill and Eileen appear.
Charming Jill:"This better off be some kind of nerd."
Charming Eileen:"Don't call me a nerd."
Charming Jill:"I'm not talking about you,I'm talking about this guy."
Charming Eileen:"Whatever."
Smash Lee:"Do you girls want a present?"
Charming Jill:"A present??"
Smash Lee (turns back and then pulls out his Blesschanger):"Bless You!"
Charming Jill and Eileen (as Smash Lee transforms into Bless Red):"Wha???"
Smash Lee (whle he's posing):"Bless Red!"
Charming Jill:"Silly boys. Blue is for girls."
Charming Jill transforms her pompoms into maces,throwing them at Bless Red.
Bless Red:"I'll make you eat dirt."
Bless Red launches a butterfly kick on Charming Eileen.
Bless Gold:"Know your role and shut your mouth because the "bless man" is ready to talk."
Charming Jill:"I will paint the town blue..."
Bless Gold (kicks Charming Jill in the face):"Yatta!"
Bless Red (in a Heffer Wolfe-like voice,before doing a two-finger eye gouge on Charming Eillen):"Prairie Dawn!"
Bless Gold fires several shots form his Bless Shooter,attacking Charming Jill. Charming Eileen transforms her pompoms into weapons similar to Yellow Ranger's Star Charges from Power Rangers Turbo. Charming Eileen launches a body blow in Bless Red's stomach,resulting in electrocution.
Bless Gold (launches a jumping spin kick behind Charming Jill):"YATTAAA!!!"
Bless Black jumps toward and attacks Charming Jill with his Bless Daggers,then Bless Green attacks her with his Bless Saber three times.
Bless Green (before unleashing a powerful slash of his sword):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Green defeats Charming Jill with a Bless Attack.
Charming Eileen:"You killed my sister!"
Smash Lee:"Bless Red."
Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black."
Running Jin:"Bless Green."
Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow."
Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink."
Jink Williams:"Bless Gold."
Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie,Jink Williams:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!"
Charming Eileen (before she jumps up and disappears):"I'll get you next time!"
Bless Red:"Oh great."
Bless Gold:"You won the battle but the battle's not over yet!"

In the players' lounge of Olympic Stadium,Jett Jones is watching the opening sequence of New Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 on videotape.
Jett Jones:"I was very depressed."

[Scotty Rave]

This series...I am so depressed by it.

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 22:Not A Second Time
Note:Super Mario Bros. sounds can be heard during battle scenes.

In an English classroom of The University of Montreal...
Jett Jones:"Here are some very unexpected words. First off,"abhorrent". It means "repugnant",arousing strong feelings of repugnance or disapproval,or "incompatible",incompatible or conflicting with something,literary. For example,The odor in his apartment was abhorrent. The next word,"masticate". That means to grind and pulverize food inside the mouth,using the teeth and jaws,or grind to pulp,to grind or crush something until it turns to pulp. The example,be sure to masticate thoroughly before swallowing."
Guy in a pink shirt:"Masticate? As in 128 Masticate by Kyo Kusanagi?"
Jett Jones:"Kyo Kusanagi?"

In Mount Royal Park...
Charming Eileen:"It'sa me,Mario!"
Smash Lee:"Something's coming up the plumbing."
Black Pepper Jack:"Poor Luigi's in a bind."
Running Jin:"Giant turtles out to get him."
Wildman Wesley:"Creepy crabs are right behind."
Hurlie Gertie:"Fighterflies! Jeepers! Yipes!"
Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"They're all coming out the pipes! Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!"
Charming Eileen:"You want to be like Mario? Go on with your life."
Charming Eileen throws a huge Super Mario Bros. 2-style radish at Bless Red.
Running Jin:"I used to play Super Mario Bros. 2 when I was a kid."
Charming Eileen holds up a POW block and drops it to the ground,knocking down the five Blessrangers.

In the classroom of The University of Montreal where Jett Jones is teaching...
Jett Jones:"Here's another word. Paradigm. That means a typical example of something,model that forms basis of something or serving as a pattern or model for something,especially one that forms the basis of a methodology or theory,a set of word forms giving all of the possible inflections of a word,or relationship of ideas to one another. For example,the heiress who has become famous for being infamous is the paradigm of celebutantes."

Back in Mount Royal Park,Charming Eileen tries to kick Bless Red,but Bless Red dodges it,Bless Green roundhouse kicks Charming Eileen in the head,Bless Yellow kicks but she deflects it,then she kicks back at Bless Yellow,then she punches Bless Pink in the face.
Bless Red:"Hey you."
Charming Eileen (before throwing a "mushroom block" at Bless Red):"You asked for it!"
Bless Red gets hit by a mushroom block,Bless Red and Eileen run toward and tried to kick each other but they both miss,Bless Red launches a roundhouse kick,Eileen and Bless Red starting to struggle with their arms,Eileen backs her arms up launching a one-two punch combo on Bless Red,then she slaps him hard.
Bless Black (as Bless Red quickly gets up from being knocked down):"Smash Lee!"
Charming Eileen (charges up some energy before throwing an energy ball,in a sing-song voice):"Meteor Blast!"
Charming Eileen tosses the energy ball,attacking the five Blessrangers at once,then laughs maniacally. Suddenly,Bless Gold appears,pulling off a flying kick toward Charming Eileen.
Bless Red:"Jink,you came here to join the fight."
A bunch of Golden Chiefs appear,and they hold Super Mario Bros. 2-style vegetables. The Golden Chiefs toss their vegetables toward the five Blessrangers,while Bless Gold and Charming Eileen are fighting. A half-minute later,Bless Red,wielding his Bless Tonfas,runs toward Charming Eileen.
Bless Red:"Bless Attack!"
Bless Red unleashes a powerful punch that knocks Charming Eileen away. A few seconds later,Charming Eileen gets up and whips out a "super mushroom".
Bless Gold:"What is she doing with that mushroom?"
Charming Eileen (as she grows huge):"You need to be Super Mario to get through with me this time!"
Blessrangers:"Bless Beasts combine!"
All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsuoh starts fighting toe-to-toe with Charming Eileen. After a minute...
Bless Red:"Bakudan Blade Attack!"
Bakuhatsuoh defeats Charming Eileen with the Bakudan Blade Attack.

In Kingship...
Toora:"I will beat you up,Blessranger nerds! You'll never defeat me!"
Mukora:"There goes the neighborhood."

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 23:502 Bad Getaway

In the English classroom of The University of Montreal...
Jett Jones:"Here are some pathetic words. The word "disseminate" means to distribute or spread something,especially information,widely,or become widespread. For example,by this word;Some publications may not want to disseminate rumors,but many tabloids make it their primary business. Next word,Promulgate. It means declare something officially,to proclaim or declare something officially,especially to publicize formally that a law or decree is in effect or make known,to make something widely known. Here's an example of using this word in a sentence;The City Council has approved the regulation and will promulgate it soon.

One night in Black Pepper Jack's house,while Aubrianna and her daughter Muriel are sleeping,Black Pepper Jack decides to stay up till midnight,playing on the computer with headphones on.
Black Pepper Jack:"Hmmmm...let me download that song that I wanted for so long!"
Black Pepper Jack opens up Napster on his computer,downloading a song.
Black Pepper Jack:"Yes! Whoo hooo! I'll play it now!"
Black Pepper Jack starts playing the Sean Paul song "Get Busy" on the Napster. 25 seconds after the song started,someone appeared out of nowhere and touched Jack from behind. Jack stops the Napster player,then he turns around. He saw Arjay,a cross between a slightly weaker version of Cyborg (from Teen Titans) and a darker-blue version of Tron (a Disney movie character).
Arjay:"What are you doing?"
Black Pepper Jack:"Just downloaded a hot tune. Wanna hear?"
Arjay:"Don't you know that's "somewhat" illegal?"
Black Pepper Jack:"For real!? I didn't know."
Arjay:"Everything has flaws. What you engaged in is known as "privacy". By definition that means...whatever you can think of. For example,some unexpected music you've downloaded. Did you...whatever you're doing to some artist who's music downloaded for it's use? By the way,my communication skills are skilled enough."
Black Pepper Jack:"I don't know."
Arjay:"Okay. You are in violation of the copycat flaw and may be sued or arrested for cover song confirmation,but if you stop now,your charges will be dropped. Lethal enforcers are using some kind of non-Blessranger technology to manage smooth criminal information and locate "Offensive Oscar The Grouches" these days. You best be careful that one day you do not get arrested for certain unexpected privacy again. Now that you know this will you stop downloading "illegal move" music,Blessranger?
Black Pepper Jack:"No."
Arjay:"Then I'm afraid I will have to take you to the 5th dimension."
Black Pepper Jack:"Ha ha! Just you try! Let's see what Montreal's greatest can do!"

Arjay and Black Pepper Jack are transported to a Tron-style arena.
Black Pepper Jack (before pulling out his Blesschanger):"Let's get it on!"
Black Pepper Jack (as he whips out his Blesschanger):"Bless you!"
Black Pepper Jack transforms into Bless Black.
Arjay tries to punch Bless Black,but Bless Black disappear. Bless Black reappears and hits Arjay from behind with a flying kick,then he does a flying kick again but this time Arjay dodged it. Next,Arjay throws a one-two combo followed by an uppercut launching Bless Black into the air,doing a high kick to juggle Bless Black,then launches a rolling sobat on Bless Black.
Arjay:"Had enough,Blessranger?"
Bless Black (as he gets up):"Shut up!"
Bless Black draws his Bless Daggers,throwing both daggers one by one at Arjay but Arjay immediately dodges twice then disappears.
Bless Black:"Did I get him?"
Arjay reappears behind Bless Black with a hook,a kick,then an uppercut.
Arjay:"Get up! I'm not done with you yet."
Bless Black (as he gets up):So you this is a game,let's end this!"
Arjay leads his both feet forward for a Liu Kang-style scissor kick while Bless Black moves forward with Ryu's Tatsumaki Senpukyaku. Arjay and Bless Black fly toward each other. While their attacks are done,they both exhaust for a few seconds,then Arjay got downed.

One midnight at Black Pepper Jack's house,Aubrianna walks into the living room with the compuer turned on and left unattended.
Aubrianna:"Jack?...Where is he?"
Aubrianna looked at the computer screen and saw something weird.

In Kingship...
Toora:"There will be no more Bless Black."
Loora:"You got that right."
Toora:"There's going to be a wonderful day...to take over Montreal!"

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 24:504 Getaway Time-Out

In a Tron-like dimension that Bless Black was in,Black Pepper Jack is walking on a bridge that leads to a Super Mario Bros.-style castle.
Black Pepper Jack:"There's got to be a way out of this place. I hope I'm gonna find that exit into the real world."

One day in the computer labs of the University of Montreal...
Jett Jones:"I have found out that Black Pepper Jack is caught in the gaming world."
Smash Lee:"This is his last resort."
Jett Jones:"No,it isn't. Use your Blesschangers toward this screen to tap yourself into the digital world."
Running Jin:"Like Digimon??"
Jett Jones:"Yes."
Smash Lee,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,and Hurlie Gertie showed their Blesschangers toward the computer screen,a blue-colored something caught the four Blessrangers right into the screen. Smash Lee and his three Blessranger partners enter the wireframed world,landing on a wireframed grassland.
Smash Lee:"Wow! This is hot!"

In a wireframed castle area (similar to World 1-4 from Super Mario Bros. minus "firebars" and a couple of bottomless pits),Black Pepper Jack ventures through the area,and appraoches three Falconers running in a straight line,Jack kicks a Falconer below the belt,knocking it down along with the other two,just like making dominoes fall down.
Black Pepper Jack:"What have I done to deserve this?"
Black Pepper Jack continues to run throughout the area. As he sets foot into a certain point of the area,four Golden Chiefs appear.
Black Pepper Jack (pulls out his Blesschanger):"Bless you!"
Black Pepper Jack transforms into Bless Black. Bless Black then jumped over the group of Golden Chiefs,and continues advancing in the area. The other four Blessrangers,Bless Red,Green,Yellow,and Pink,appraoch the Golden Chiefs and start attacking them. Bless Black approaches the bridge where he encounters Arjay.
Black Pepper Jack:"You again!"
Arjay (before he pulls out a pair of wireframed bladed tonfa weapons):"It's payback time!"
Black Pepper Jack pulls out his Bless Daggers,and started weapon clashing with Arjay. In a few seconds,the other four Blessrangers show up and saw Bless Black fighting Arjay.
Bless Red:"Black Pepper Jack. We found you!"
Arjay (looks at Bless Red):"Looks like I need company."
Bless Red,wielding his Bless Tonfas,runs toward and hits Arjay with a body blow. Arjay immediately dropped his weapons. Bless Black runs toward the point where Arjay's flag is.
Bless Black:"Hey look! It's a black flag!"
Background voice (sounded like Dog from Catdog):"Black Pepper Jack!"
Bless Black:"Who goes there?"
Background voice:"If you pull the flag,the bridge will fall into the bottomless pit."
Bless Black:"Hey Blessrangers! Get over here!"
Bless Green,Yellow,and Pink meet Bless Black in the Arjay's flag area. Bless Red is still fighting Arjay. In a few seconds...
Bless Black:"Smash Lee! Come on!"
Bless Red runs to Arjay's flag point. Arjay walks toward Bless Red,Bless Red pulls the flag up from the ground,the bridge starts to collapse,causing Arjay to fall into the pit (similar to the action from Super Mario Bros. where if you touch the axe,the bridge collapses so Bowser will fall down into the lava). The five Blessrangers are still survived in Arjay's flag area.
Bless Red:"Wow!"
The five Blessrangers approach to a room that contains a portal leading back to the real world. They walk right through the portal. The five Blessrangers land back to the real world on downtown Montreal,and they saw Arjay (looking more like Yugande from Megaranger) getting bigger.
Bless Red:"Looks like it's time for some Blessranger action!"
All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh.
Arjay:"They say the sky's the limit but to me that's not really true!"
Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh):"Just wait 'til I get through..."
Bakuhatsuoh starts fighting Elbachi. A minute later,Bakuhatsuoh defeats Arjay with the Bakudan Blade Attack.

In Kingship...
Toora:"No one is safe! Never!!!"

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 25:Weather Or Not

In the English classroom of The University of Montreal...
Jett Jones:"I have some more words to tell you. The word,"pestiferous" means troublesome,annoying,breeding or spreading a virulently infectious disease,evil,and corrupting. For example of using that word in a sentence:The pestiferous mosquitoes enveloped the campers as they sat around their campfire,a persistent annoyance in an otherwise pleasant evening. Next word,"ostentatious,means marked by a vulgar display of wealth and success designed to impress people. For example;They were actually deep in debt,but their ostentatious parties were the talk of the neighborhood. And another word,"sternutatory" means causing or resulting in sneezing. An example of using the word in a sentence;Cat dander is sternutatory to me."

In Kingship...
Toora:"At last. We needed someone to control the weather."
Terex Stinger:"Right on. APOLLO'S MAGIC!"
The H.R. Pufnstuff plush on the table was transformed into a Forbidden General parody named R.H. Perfect Storm.
R.H. Perfect Storm:"I am hereby to affect the weather with justice."
Toora:"Shut your mouth,I know what you are."

In the players lounge of Olympic Stadium...
Jink Williams:"I heard Peter Hannan,the creator of a cartoon series called Catdog is coming to visit."
Lebron James:"Oh really? Catdog is wrong! Everybody in Montreal is a citizen against Spongebob while most Americans are citizens against Catdog."
Jink Williams:"He's gonna have plans to give Spongebob creator Stephen Hillenburg a chance to make another animated series."

In downtown Montreal,Smash Lee walks down the street and he senses that snow is about to fall from the sky.
Smash Lee:"Wait a minute. It's almost summer,why is it snowing?"
A thunderbolt claps from the sky,knocking down a tree.
Smash Lee:"Scary weather."
Black Pepper Jack:"Strange weather we're having."
Smash Lee:"I don't believe it."
H.R. Perfect Storm:"No need to watch the weather channel."
Smash Lee (as winds come into the weather):"How come this weather comes out awry?"
H.R. Perfect Storm:"I CAN control the weather!"
Smash Lee and Black Pepper Jack (pulled out their Blesschangers):"Bless you!"
Smash Lee and Black Pepper Jack changed into Bless Red and Bless Black. Thunderbolts from the sky attack Bless Red and Bless Black a couple times.
H.R. Perfect Storm:"Something's snowy around here."
A barrage of snowfall covers up Bless Red and Bless Black.
H.R. Perfect Storm (before he laughs):"How'd you like that?"
A thunderstorm occurs and rain is about to come down.
Bless Green (along with Bless Yellow and Bless Pink):"Don't you ever make people deal with this scary weather genesis or something like that."
H.R. Perfect Storm:"Genesis? As in Genesis Entertainment,a News Corporation company."
Bless Pink performs a pole vault jump with her Bless Lance...
Bless Pink:"Bless Attack!"
Bless Pink attacks H.R. Perfect Storm with her Bless Lance Bless Attack. Bless Green and Yellow fire their Bless Shooters to melt the coating snow off Bless Red and Bless Black. Bless Red pulls out his Bless Tonfas while Bless Black pulls out his Bless Daggers. Bless Red and Black attempt to attack H.R. Perfect Storm,but H.R. Perfect Storm teleports to another spot and immediately cause a hurricane disaster that moves the Blessrangers and slam them into a building.
Bless Cavalier (shows up where H.R. Perfect Storm was there):"You have no choice,weather-lovin' dragon."
H.R. Perfect Storm:"You have no brain. You are out of your mind."
Bless Cavalier (wields his Cavalier Sword):"I have a brain,I'm not out of your mind."
Bless Cavalier (moves his Cavalier Sword around in a circle):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Cavalier swings down his sword,defeating H.R. Perfect Storm. The weather now returns to normal. Simon Stinger shows up and pours some speckled spice to make H.R. Perfect Storm grow huge.
H.R. Perfect Storm:"You think this is too big for weather? I'm big for apocalypse!"
Bless Cavalier (before he feels Bless Red's hand on his shoulder):"It can't be."
Bless Red:"Get a grip,Lebron. I'll do the job."
Bless Cavalier:"As you wish."
Bless Red:"Bless Beasts combine!"
All five Bless Beasts (Bless Falcon [red],Leon [black,lion],Fang [green,sabretooth tiger],Mammoth [yellow],and Cougar [pink]) appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh.
H.R. Perfect Storm:"Everything isn't perfect."
Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh,along with other four Blessrangers):"You can't bring signs of apocalypse toward our city. Your weather-changing genesis is over."
Bless Black,Green,Yellow,and Pink:"Bakudan Blade Attack!"
Bakuhatsuoh defeats H.R. Perfect Storm with the Bakudan Blade Attack.

In Kingship...
Toora:"Pathetic. I don't believe it!!"

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 26:Dusty Old Bones,Full of Green Dust

In the players lounge of the Montreal Olympic Stadium,Smash Lee watches a commercial on tv.
Announcer (voiceover on tv):"Introducing Appl31. A new Apple computer with 31 excellent features like Windows Media Player 31 with a 31-channel graphic equalizer,31 video settings,and 31 DVD controls,31 programs you'll need to become a computer expert,31 volume options,internet speed 31 times faster than the slowest speed of internet connection,a pop-up blocker with 31 options,a video editing option with 31 options including reverse,speed up,slow down,and more,31-option Disk Cleanup system,and more! All this in one for $3100!"
Smash Lee:"Appl31?"
Lebron James:"That must be the best desktop computer around. Is there a laptop variant for that?"
Smash Lee:"Maybe. Sure bet."

In Kingship...
Toora:"There will be Luigi this...Luigi that...Luigi this...Luigi..."
Loora:"Shut up!"
Terex Stinger:"I must do this...APOLLO'S MAGIC!"
The Luigi and Princess Peach action figures on the table are now fusing together by Terex's magic,creating Nonno Luigi (basically a green-skinned zombified parody of "Luigi dressed as Princess Peach",seen on Newgrounds' flash animations SMB3 Bloopers and Super Mario ASP2).
Nonno Luigi (holding her war fan up):"It'sa time to try our new weapon."

In the English classroom of The University of Montreal...
Jett Jones:"Here's the word,"salutary",meaning producing or contributing to a beneficial effect,beneficial,advantageous,wholesome,healthful,or promoting health. For example;False facts are highly injurious to the progress of science,for they often endure long,but false views,if supported by some evidence,do little harm,for every one takes a salutary pleasure in proving their falseness. It's by Charles Darwin."
Boy wearing a red visorless Maskman helmet:"Who's Charles Darwin?"
Jett Jones:"Go find yourself an encyclopedia if you don't know him,and take off your Red Mask helmet or get out of the classroom!"

In Mount Royal Park,the Blessrangers (including Bless Cavalier but not Bless Gold) are chasing Nonno Luigi. In a few seconds,Nonno Luigi,tripped herself. The six Blessrangers jump and dive toward Nonno Luigi. A few seconds later,Nonno Luigi backing down and off all six Blessrangers at the same time a la Neo from The Matrix.
Bless Cavalier (as he gets up):"Not fair!"
Bless Red (as he gets up,so do Bless Black,Green,Yellow,and Pink):"Ten four!"
Bless Black,Green,Yellow,and Pink:"Ten four!"
Bless Cavalier (draws his Cavalier Sword):"TEN FOUR!"
Bless Yellow and Pink backflips then at the same time,Bless Black pushes both feet of Bless Yellow while Bless Green pushes both feet of Bless Pink,then Bless Black and Green backflip,so Bless Red pushes the feet of Bless Black and Green. The four Blessrangers (minus Red and Cavalier) jump toward for a four person two-by-two tower loop formation,then Bless Cavalier goes through the loop formation,jumping up...
Bless Cavalier:"Bless Attack!"
...and slice Nonno Luigi twice with his Cavalier Sword. Next,Bless Red,wielding his Bless Tonfas,go through the loop formation...
Bless Red:"Bless Attack!"
...and pulls off a powerful punch that knocks down Nonno Luigi.
All five of the initial Blessrangers' individual weapons (Bless Tonfas,Daggers,Saber,Axe,and Lance),not counting Bless Cavalier,form together Bless Zooka.
Blessrangers:"Bakuhatsu Bless Attack!"
The Bless Zooka fires the Bakuhatsu Bless Attack,revealing Nonno Luigi's true form,resembling a blue-colored parody of Luigi.
Nonno Luigi (before he takes out a blue-colored poison mushroom that makes Nonno Luigi grow):"That's it."
Bless Cavalier:"Katamari Samurai!"
Katamari Samurai appears and Bless Cavalier gets inside of it.
Nonno Luigi:"Oh no! I'ma in trouble!!"
Katamari Samurai wields the Katamari Saber and...
Bless Cavalier (inside Katamari Samurai):"Bakudan Katamari Attack!"
...Nonno Luigi gets defeated by the Katamari Samurai's Bakudan Katamari Attack.

In Kingship...
Mukora:"Totally annoying! Where's Nonno Mario when you need one?"
Toora:"Talking 'bout Nintendo games on Playstation 3,'nuff said."

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 27:Brand New Girlfriend

In the English classroom of The University of Montreal...
Jett Jones:"Here's one more word. "Pugnacious". That means "having a quarrelsome or combative nature,truculent". Here's an example of using the word in a sentence;He was pugnacious,frequently landing himself in detention for fighting at recess."
Taiwanese guy:"Somebody's waiting for you in the library,Mr. Jones."
Jett Jones:"What is it?"
Taiwanese guy:"It's Takayuki Miyauchi and the Wonderland Gang singing Red Ribbon Army in the library. They're waiting for your conversation with them."
Jett Jones (before he quickly leaves the room):"Oh no."

In Kingship...
Toora (holding his red shark puppet):"Red shark,what's up? What's up?! What's up?? What's up?! Okay...true."
Terex Stinger:"Toora,look up!"
Toora (when he's looking up for something):"What? Where?"
Terex Stinger:"Apollo's magic!"
Toora (looks at his hand and his red shark puppet's gone):"My red shark!"
The shark puppet was transformed into a Jessica Rabbit-esque red-colored shark-like Forbidden General named Miss Tiburon.
Toora:"Oh..."
Miss Tiburon:"What can I do here?"
Toora:"Why don't you set foot and track down the red Blessranger?"
Miss Tiburon:"I'd love to."

In a video arcade,Smash Lee was playing an Atomiswave remake of Capcom's Warzard (released outside of Japan under the title Red Earth) where it had Takayuki Miyauchi's "Hashire Go Liner! Sukue 99 Machine" song from Go Go Five used as the Nool's (Nool is called Hyrdon outside of Japan) background music for the game. Smash Lee lost in the game,so he decides to look at a Fighter's History arcade game.
Smash Lee:"I've never played this one in a long time since the sequel,Karnov's Revenge,came out."
Running Jin is running by screaming,Smash Lee turns around. Miss Tiburon shows up,Smash Lee leaves the arcade.
Miss Tiburon:"Hey. Don't hurt me. I won't hurt you."
Smash Lee:"Whoa. Who are you?"
Miss Tiburon:"I'm your true love."
Smash Lee:"Oh really."

Outside somewhere in downtown Montreal,Running Jin is still screaming and running until runs into a Golden Chief.
Running Jin (pulls out his Blesschanger):"Bless You!"
Running Jin transforms into Bless Green,then he pulls out his Bless Saber. Four more Golden Chiefs appear,Jin slashes at the Golden Chiefs one by one. Mukora appears with his sword,Bless Green and Mukora started clashing with their swords. After a minute,four Falconers pop up surrounding Bless Green,Bless Green turns back and slashes at a Falconer then Mukora swings his sword attacking behind Bless Green.

In an auxillary gymnasium of a Montreal high school,Hurlie Gertie imitates a Yellow Turbo scene from Kosoku Sentai Turboranger,where she forward flips then she cartwheels,then backflips twice,and poses.
Black Pepper Jack (as he shows up):"Hurlie Gertie. Jett said to me a new monster has showed up. I don't know where she went."
Hurlie Gertie:"All right. Let's go!"
Black Pepper Jack and Hurlie Gertie (using their Blesschangers):"Bless you!"

Later that night,in some almost high-class restaurant,Smash Lee and Miss Tiburon are sitting at a table. Lee holds up a wine glass for a little toast,Miss Tiburon disagrees.
Miss Tiburon:"What's wrong? Aren't you feeling very special?"
Smash Lee (puts down his wine glass on the table):"Are you nuts? I'm just taking a break from having fun will ya?"
Smash Lee hears the glass breaking.
Bless Black (to a restaurant worker):"Where's the red shark?"
Smash Lee (as he leaves Miss Tiburon and run out of the place):"Oh no."
Miss Tiburon:"Wait! Don't leave me!"
Bless Black:"What are you doing? Trying to fall in love with one of us?"
Miss Tiburon spews acid at Bless Black,though his suit wasn't damaged. Most other people are evacuating the place,Bless Green charges his Bless Saber...
Bless Green:"Bless Attack!"
...and Bless Green attacks Miss Tiburon with the Bless Saber Bless Attack,Bless Pink leaps over crouching Bless Green and she hits Miss Tiburon with an axe kick.
Bless Black (as he wields his Bless Daggers):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Black swipes his Bless Daggers twice,defeating Miss Tiburon. Smash Lee,transformed as Bless Red,was outside the restaurant which might be blown up inside,the other four Blessrangers are backed down to where Bless Red is at. Miss Tiburon grew huge.
Miss Tiburon:"Now where is that geek?"
Bless Red:"No offense. Let's combine our Bless Beasts!"
All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh.
Miss Tiburon:"What's this?"
Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh):"Bakudan Blade Attack!"
Bakuhatsuoh defeats Miss Tiburon with the Bakudan Blade Attack.

In Kingship...
Toora:"You can't destroy your true love. I've already picked one for you."

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 28: Kelly K's Pleasure

In a video arcade in downtown Montreal, Smash Lee and Black Pepper Jack are playing The King of Fighters Neowave.
Smash Lee: "I have to get this Crimson Star Load move right... ah, here it goes."
Black Pepper Jack: "Great. You got me!"
Running Jin is playing Dance Dance Revolution: Slam Dancers, a dancing game with Saturday Night Slam Masters characters. Running Jin dances to the beat of the CWA stage song from Ring of Destruction Slam Masters II.
Running Jin: "That reminds me of the Powerpuff Girls theme song... and the "California Girls" Beach Boys song."

In Kingship...
Terex Stinger: "Apollo's magic!"
A Barbie doll looking like K' from the King of Fighters series was transformed into a Forbidden General named Kelly K, who looks like a cross between K' and Kula Diamond.
Kelly K: "Kelly K at your service."
Toora: "I'm already there... wait! Is that..."
Kelly K: "Kelly K?"
Toora: "Kelly Clarkson?"
Kelly K: "No, not Kelly Clarkson! Just Kelly K!"
Toora: "Shut up already!"

In Mount Royal Park, Wildman Wesley and Hurlie Gertie are sitting on a bench, feeding pigeons with bird seed. A half-minute later, four Golden Chiefs appear and scare the pigeons away, Wildman Wesley and Hurlie Gertie jump off the bench, leaving the bird seed unattended, and they both do a running clothesline attacking the two Golden Chiefs, then Wildman Wesley grabs a Golden Chief and executes a shoulder throw, while Hurlie Gertie kicks a Golden Chief in the shin for a knockdown. Another Golden Chief appears and Wildman Wesley punches the Golden Chief in the stomach. Next, several thunder bolts hit the ground, attacking Wildman Wesley.
Hurlie Gertie: "Oh great."
Kelly K: "I look so great, every time you see my face, I'll put you into shock."
Wildman Wesley and Hurlie Gertie (pulled out their Blesschangers): "Bless you!"
Wildman Wesley becomes Bless Yellow while Hurlie Gertie becomes Bless Pink. Kelly K throws an electric punch as Bless Yellow runs toward her, Bless Pink fires her Bless Shooter hitting Kelly K several times. Bless Yellow gets up from knockdown, pulls out his Bless Shooter. Bless Yellow and Pink fire several shots against Kelly K several more times. Kelly K raises her hand up, lightning falls from the sky and channels into it, then she fires a streaking pulse of electricity at Bless Yellow and Pink.
Bless Gold: "Today's your lucky day!"
Bless Gold appears and launches a flying kick at Kelly K's head.
Wildman Wesley: "Jink. Strange where were you?"
Bless Gold: "I was hall monitoring at a community college."
Kelly K executes a jumping kick that fires an electric bullet toward Bless Gold. Bless Gold takes serious damage.
Kelly K: "All too easy!"
Bless Green (as he leaps right behind Kelly K with his Bless Saber): "Bless Attack!"
Bless Green sword slashes Kelly K twice. Then, Bless Pink stabs Kelly K with her Bless Lance, hoisting and tossing Kelly K over her head. Wildman Wesley pursues Kelly K with an elbow drop. Next, Bless Red and Black also join the battle.
Bless Red: "Be prepared for our Bless Attacks if you dare!"
Smash Lee: "Bless Red."
Black Pepper Jack: "Bless Black."
Running Jin: "Bless Green."
Wildman Wesley: "Bless Yellow."
Hurlie Gertie: "Bless Pink."
Jink Williams: "Bless Gold."
Smash Lee, Black Pepper Jack, Running Jin, Wildman Wesley, Hurlie Gertie, Jink Williams: "Bakuhatsu Sentai... BLESSRANGER!"
An army of Golden Chiefs appear. Smash Lee pulls his Bless Tonfas and punches a Golden Chief in slow-motion, then punches two more Golden Chiefs in normal speed motion.
Black Pepper Jack (wielding his Bless Daggers): "Bless Attack!"
Black Pepper Jack dives forward with his Bless Daggers, attacking four straight lines made up of eight Golden Chiefs, two Golden Chiefs at a time.
Bless Pink (before she throws her Bless Lance like a javelin): "Bless Attack!"
Bless Pink throws her lance to stab Kelly K in the body. A few seconds later, Kelly K is defeated.
Simon Stinger shows up and pours some Speckled Spice to make Kelly K grow.
Kelly K: "Here I am. Once again!"
Smash Lee: "All right. Let's settle this!"
All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh.
Kelly K: "Huh?"
Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh):"Bakudan Blade Attack!"
Kelly K is defeated by the Bakudan Blade Attack.

In Kingship...
Toora: "No! Not that again!"

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 29: Forest Phantom

Cue random footage of Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger episodes from episodes 1 through 28...
Smash Lee (narrator): "There is an unknown power hidden inside this adventure. If they train as hard as they can, the power revealed will be blessed. Only those who have learned the power of a super-blessed civilization will be able to save humanity from its greatest crisis: the class of FORBID, which plans to invade Montreal. The Blessrangers: they are the Canadians who fight for the sake of defending harmony in Montreal. This isn't Maskman. This isn't Ohranger. This isn't Gingaman. It's..."
Cut to the scene where the Blessrangers pose in the middle of Mount Royal Park.
Bless Red: "Bakuhatsu Sentai..."
Bless Black, Bless Green, Bless Yellow, and Bless Pink: "Blessranger!"

In a sports pub called "Hildegard's", Running Jin and Wildman Wesley are shooting pool while Smash Lee is picking some songs out of the jukebox.
Smash Lee: "Let's see... I wonder which song is good enough to make this scene thrilling... hey! I've never heard of that song before. It's "Dance Like An Idiot", by Lemon Demon?! Lemon Demon??! Oh well."
Smash Lee picked "Dance Like An Idiot" from the jukebox and he begins to dance seriously.

In Kingship...
Terex Stinger: "You've asked for it. Apollo's magic!"
The phantom mask that Toora bidded on from an Ebay auction, transforms into a Forbidden General named Signore William, who was basically a parody on The Phantom of The Opera, acting like William Shakespeare.
Signore William: "To die or not to die."
Mukora: "Pathetic."
Toora: "Sheesh! You got to experience his dramatic powers."
Signore William: "Thy shalt attacketh the land."
Toora: "That's good enough."

In the forest where one of Aubrianna's friends, a woman named Dylan (who was alongside a group of kids), got in charge of a campsite there...
Black Pepper Jack: "Hi! You must be Dylan."
Dylan: "How did you know?"
Black Pepper Jack: "I was in love with Aubrianna, and I can't wait to have a child of my own."
Dylan: "Really? I never knew Aubrianna was a mom."
Black Pepper Jack: "I'm also friends with Lebron James, a Cavalier that I kept as a secret to Aubrianna. I was trying to make sure that Aubrianna was his enemy."
Dylan: "That wasn't very cool. How come you're not sharing Lebron James with her?"
Black Pepper Jack: "Uh uh. If she sees Lebron, she will punch him in the face."
Dylan (rears back her punching hand): "Falcon..."
Dylan (as she thrusts her punching hand forward, but then Black Pepper Jack blocks it): "PUNCH!"
As Dylan retreats from her blocked "Falcon Punch", she suddenly gets hit really hard in the head by a flying skull. The kids got scared away.
Signore William: "Thy cometh unclean, thou cannot beateth thee."
Black Pepper Jack: "Oh snap."
Black Pepper Jack (as he pulls out his Bless Changer): "Bless You!"
Black Pepper Jack becomes Bless Black. Signore William executes a flame breath toward Bless Black, but Bless Black teleports out of its way. As Bless Black reappears behind Signore, Bless Black proceeds to choke Signore from behind. A few seconds later, some Golden Chiefs appear, so does Bless Pink who proceeded to attack the Golden Chiefs using her Bless Lance. 27 seconds later, Signore counters the hold of Bless Black and attempt to strike back by punching Bless Black so hard, Bless Black will fly through the air and get splashed into a lake.
Signore William: "Heh heh heh."
Bless Black (teleporting out of nowhere before he catch Signore's eye, as he throws his Bless Daggers at Signore): "Psych!"
Signore : "Thy already defeateth you, but thy doeth not."
Bless Black pulls out his Bless Shooter and fires several shots at Signore, then Bless Pink leaps toward Signore with a...
Bless Pink (as she swipes down her Bless Lance): "Bless Attack!"
Signore executes a loud burp that will inflict insane damage on Bless Black and Bless Pink.
Bless Cavalier: "Why can't we be friends? I'm Lebron James."
Signore: "Lebron who?"
Bless Cavalier: "Lebron James. My name is Lebron James."
Signore: "Thy hath not heareth of that. Hath thou heareth abouteth Rick James?"
Bless Cavalier: "Rick James?! He's only 17."
Signore (before he attempts to kick Bless Cavalier below the belt): "You lieth. Thy shalt killeth you."
Running Jin (as Bless Green): "Run like a rabbit."
Bless Green (as he leaps into the air swings down his Bless Saber against Signore): "Bless Attack!"
Signore (as he gets hit by a Bless Attack, before he takes out his fencing saber): "Thy shalt joust, hereth thy cometh."
Bless Green and Signore began clashing with their swords. A minute later, Smash Lee (as Bless Red) and Wildman Wesley (as Bless Yellow) jump into action. Together all six Blessrangers begin a group formation and posing.
Smash Lee: "Bless Red."
Black Pepper Jack: "Bless Black."
Running Jin: "Bless Green."
Wildman Wesley: "Bless Yellow."
Hurlie Gertie: "Bless Pink."
Lebron James: "Bless Cavalier."
All six Blessrangers: "Bakuhatsu Sentai... BLESSRANGER!"
Signore: "Thy shalt attacketh sixeth men at a timeth."
Bless Cavalier (as Signore grows giant-sized): "Katamari Samurai!"
Bless Red: "Bless Beasts combine."
All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh while the Katamari Samurai appears.
Signore: "Nevermindeth. Thy shalt beateth biggeth guns."
Signore executes a flame breath against Bakuhatsuoh for some non-serious hurting. Next, Katamari Samurai appears behind Signore and pulls off a sneak attack on him with the Katamari Saber.
Bless Cavalier (inside Katamari Samurai): "Take that!"
Signore turns around and wields his saber once again so he and Katamari Samurai begin clashing. After a minute, Bakuhatsuoh gets its right arm ready.
Bless Red, Black, Green, Yellow, and Pink (inside Bakuhatsuoh): "Bakudan Blade Attack!"
Bakuhatsuoh defeats Signore with the Bakudan Blade Attack.

In Kingship...
Toora: "This isn't the end!!"

[Blessranger]

Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger
Episode 30: Draggin' Punch

In the players' lounge of the Olympic Stadium, Smash Lee watches an ad on tv.
Announcer on tv (voiceover): "From the people that brought you Slime Creatures From Outer Space and Nature Trail To Hell comes a brand new movie where some creatures get a little too close to your microwave, come in UFO's shaped like Cuban cigars. The whole wide world is their exercise wheel."
Weird Al (voiceover, singing): "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars."
Announcer on tv: "Coming from a distant place, they look for a snack, but not any of those from Burger Kings or salad bars. They're big as a blimp, they're the size of Central Park. They pick their teeth with telephone poles. They glow in the dark, and conquer the world. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars. Coming soon to a theatre near you!"
Running Jin: "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters?!"
Smash Lee: "When this movie's coming out, we're going to see it."

In Kingship...
Toora: "What is this? A karate turtle."
Mukora: "See for yourself."
Terex Stinger: "Apollo's magic!"
A live turtle wearing a red headband transforms into Tatsunoko, a doomsday monster in the form of an anthropomorphized turtle dressing up as Ryu.
Tatsunoko: "Wow. I'm new!"
Toora: "You have a mission."
Tatsunoko: "What mission?"
Toora: "Seek and destroy some Montreal."
Tatsunoko (before he leaves): "With pleasure."
Toora: "My boy..."

In Terrain de Golf, some guys are playing golf. A split-minute later, Tatsunoko was standing alone somewhere.
Tatsunoko: "This should be easy."
Tatsunoko proceeds to begin his super spinning kick, which is...
Tatsunoko: "Shinka... Tatsunoko Senkuuryaku!"
Tatsunoko makes a huge tornado out of himself using his super spin kick. When the tornado is formed, the golfers looked at it before they run away. The tornado wreaks havoc along its path, taking out trees, storming up some sand. As it enters a nearby suburb by names Avenue Des Saules, Avenue Des Tilleuis, etc., the tornado wrecks several homes in minutes, leaving its basements behind. One minute later, the five main Blessrangers are on the road (in their Bless Roader sidecar bike and Bless Cruiser truck, respectively) to the scene of the tornado.
Bless Red (driving the Bless Cruiser): "A natural disaster."
Bless Green (riding the Bless Cruiser, alongside Bless Yellow): "It's on the way..."
Bless Yellow: "To destruction!"
While the tornado keeps wreaking havoc on Parc Cite-Jardin, the Katamari Samurai appears. Next, the Katamari Samurai swings the saber in front of the tornado, thus the tornado disappears, and Tatsunoko falls into the ground. The Katamari Samurai jumps high out of the scene, so Bless Cavalier comes down. On the baseball field of Parc Cite-Jardin, where Tatsunoko got landed, all six Blessrangers arrive.
Tatsunoko (after he gets up): "You rang? You must defeat Gouken to stand a chance!"
The Blessrangers begin their individual poses followed by a group formation.
Smash Lee: "Bless Red."
Black Pepper Jack: "Bless Black."
Running Jin: "Bless Green."
Wildman Wesley: "Bless Yellow."
Hurlie Gertie: "Bless Pink."
Lebron James: "Bless Cavalier."
All six Blessrangers: "Bakuhatsu Sentai... BLESSRANGER!"
Tatsunoko (as he charges up some energy in his hands then shoots forth ball of energy): "Hadouhou!"
The Hadouhou projectile hits Bless Cavalier.
Bless Yellow: "Get a load of me!"
Bless Yellow runs at Tatsunoko, but Tatsunoko anticipates the run with a right cross, followed by a left uppercut and...
Tatsunoko (as he strikes Bless Yellow hard with a jumping right uppercut): "Shouriken!"
Bless Pink leaps into the air, thus grabbing Tatsunoko by the head using her legs so she can slam him with a takedown.
Bless Black and Bless Green (as they fire several shots from their Bless Shooters toward Tatsunoko, in a singsong voice): "Banparaban ban ban!"
Bless Red (as he wields his Bless Tonfas): "Are you still down?"
Tatsunoko (as he gets up): "Wait till you see something special."
Tatsunoko hibernates himself in his shell, so he starts spinning and floating mid-air...
Tatsunoko (as he flies toward Bless Red whilst spinning): "Tatsunoko Senkuuryaku!"
Bless Red gets attacked, dropping his Bless Tonfas.
Bless Cavalier (as he stabs his Cavalier Sword, poking Tatsunoko by surprise to stop the Tatsunoko Senkuuryaku, in a shave-and-a-haircut singsong voice): "Boo, boo boo boo, bwa ha!"
Tatsunoko falls to the ground, so he pops his head and limbs back to his normal stance, then he gets up.
Tatsunoko (as he charges up energy in his hands): "Shinka..."
Bless Cavalier (as the other five Blessrangers stand together with him): "Here we go again!"
Tatsunoko (as he fires a large energy ball toward the six Blessrangers): "HADOUHOU!"
The six Blessrangers are taking major damage.
Tatsunoko (as he raises his fist up): "Score one for the Class of FORBID."
The six Blessrangers tried to get up... slowly.
Bless Red: "Close, but no waiting for a new challenge!"
The five main Blessrangers combine their weapons (Bless Tonfas, Bless Daggers, Bless Saber, Bless Axe, and Bless Lance) to form the Blesszooka.
Bless Red: "The Blesszooka is go!"
Bless Black: "Bakudan..."
Bless Cavalier: "Bless Attack!"
The Blesszooka fires a power blast that will defeat Tatsunoko. The finishing attack went successful, but then, Simon Stinger appears proceeding to pour some Speckled Spice to make Tatsunoko grow.
Bless Cavalier: "Katamari Samurai, get ready!"
Katamari Samurai appears once again, so Bless Cavalier will get inside it. Next, Katamari Samurai takes out a sword.
Tatsunoko: "So you brought a sword, eh? I didn't have one."
Bless Cavalier (inside the Katamari Samurai): "See for yourself."
Katamari Samurai swipes his sword nonstop on Tatsunoko. Almost half a minute later...
Bless Cavalier: "Bakudan Katamari Attack!"
Katamari Samurai defeats Tatsunoko using the Bakudan Katamari sword slash.

In Kingship...
Toora: "I was feeling upset."
Mukora: "We would not let it happen!"

In the Olympic Stadium...
Lebron James: "I just have to go back to training for another season of the NBA. I got to get back to the Cavaliers."
Jett Jones: "Look. Montreal needs you."
Lebron James (takes back his Golden Commander and walks away): "Uh uh. Take it away. I don't need your Blessranger device or something like that. See you soon."
Jink Williams: "Something's wrong with him?"
Jett Jones: "I guess."
Lebron James goes back to Cleveland, once again playing for the Cavaliers basketball team for some training to do. Don't worry. There's a cavalier in all of us.
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Episode 31 promo

Flynn is not just the name of a character from a Super Nintendo game called The Peace Keepers, it's also the name of a forbidden character in the upcoming adventure of Blessranger! Watch out! He's got the powers of Joe Higashi... only massive! Stay tuned for another episode of Blessranger!