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Post by Blessranger on May 22, 2005 14:19:29 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 5:Bless Night Note:Names of Alvin Rhodes' song parodies from AmIRight.com are highlighted in blue.
One night at a house in a town called Bellflower,which is near Los Angeles,Alvin Rhodes' agenda is to make about one song parody to the AmIRight.com website each day mostly except weekends. While Alvin Rhodes is working on a new song parody,before he completed it,Terex Stinger shows up out of nowhere and sneaks behind Alvin Rhodes. Suddenly,Alvin Rhodes turned around and face Terex,and started screaming then running into his bedroom. Outside Bell Centre of Montreal... Smash Lee:"I've confirmed that the American Basketball Association is getting a Montreal team for the 2005-2006 season." Black Pepper Jack:"Yeah,right. The people behind the Toronto Blue Jays must have the baseball club itself to move to New Jersey because of the Montreal Expos' has moved to Washington,DC." Smash Lee:"I saw a backpack at a local Millers' Outpost,and it's the Powerpuff Girls and Power Rangers joining forces in one backpack." Black Pepper Jack:"A Power Rangers/Powerpuff Girls crossover backpack? No way!"
In Kingship... Terex Stinger:"My Magoo's Magic has taught one of AmIRight.com's fan-made song parody authors,the Alvinossus of Rhodes." Toora:"You mean Alvin Rhodes?" Alva Rhodes (Forbidden General form of Alvin Rhodes,who is somewhat a cross between Myotismon and Ken the Digimon Emperor):"Yes,but I'm not Alvin Rhodes anymore. Oh no,my name is Alva Rhodes. A clever punder of the modern world. I knew an AmIRight.com author named Tokusou Sentai Blessranger,who made a few fan-made song parodies to whatfreaks.com,which is a site next door to AmIRight. He mentions "Alvin and those cartoon chipmunk guys" for crying out loud." Toora:"Will you attack Montreal and claim victory?" Alva Rhodes:"Yes...EVIL LAUGHTER IN MY BRAIN!" Alva Rhodes laughed maniacally.
In University of Montreal,Jett Jones was talking to the coach of WNBA's Connecticut Sun on the phone. Jett Jones:"People say that the Toronto Raptors must move to Hartford and become the Connecticut Raptors." Connecticut Sun coach:"The Toronto Raptors? I wonder if my WNBA team will move to Toronto or otherwise the Toronto Raptors will come to Connecticut." Jett Jones (before hanging up):"All right." Jett Jones:"Okay class. Now it's time for the history of Denver Nuggets. We'll start with the word "Nuggets". The name of NBA's Denver Nuggets team did not refer to chicken nuggets,but it refers to the 19th century mining boom in Colorado,when people rushed to the area,hoping to make their fortunes by panning gold and silver nuggets. One of the greatest Denver Nuggets players is Alex English. His career can best summed up in consistency. He's inducted to hall of fame in 1997."
In Stanley Street Alva Rhodes:"I'll be bakin' there at Quizno's...oh and Baskin Robbins. Ain't got no feeling for any alcohol and Coors is a disgrace,today's a stellar day for the narcs." Smash Lee:"Where are you going?" Alva Rhodes:"Back off,Suburu. You can't shoo a dead cat or you'll get high school lit. Shouldn't we think twice if you can listen to the mystics?" Smash Lee and his four comrades pull out their Blesschangers. Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,and Hurlie Gertie:"Blessranger!" Smash Lee and his four friends become Blessrangers. Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!" Alva Rhodes:"I'm salt-and-peppered homely parts of man." Some Falconers appear. Alva Rhodes:"BEAT YOUR CHILDREN!" The Blessrangers battle the Falconers for a minute. Alva Rhodes:"I'm the man who's got jittery balance. I got a heart-shaped can full of Green Breakers." Alva Rhodes launch some Green Breakers (jawbreakers) from the heart-shaped container he's holding. The Green Breakers land on the floor and they all explode,attacking the Blessrangers. Alva Rhodes:"I fought the marriage,I fought the tariff,there's no weight odyssey for Kramden's Skinny Friend. I love A.A." Bless Red:"A.A.? What does it mean?" Alva Rhodes:"If you want to know what A.A. means,fight like George Custer. So don't eat at the Subway." Bless Red pulls out his Bless Tonfas and... Bless Red (doing a powerful punch with his tonfas):"Bless Attack!" Bless Red punched Alva Rhodes farther. Alva Rhodes (tries to get up):"Ratzinger!" A giant robot called Ratzinger (who is a parody on Mazinger and Baxinger) appears. Then all five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsuoh started fighting against Ratzinger. A minute later... Bless Red (in the thingypit of Bakuhatsuoh):"Bakudan Blade Attack!" Alva Rhodes (in the thingypit of Ratzinger):"Baku what?" Bakuhatsuoh destroys Ratzinger with the Bakudan Blade Attack. Alva Rhodes falls down from the destroyed Ratzinger.
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Post by Blessranger on May 28, 2005 16:03:42 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 6:The Fink And Ivory Note:Names of Alvin Rhodes' song parodies from AmIRight.com are highlighted in blue.
In the University of Montreal... Jett Jones:"It's time for the logo history of the Cleveland Cavaliers,an NBA team. The very first Cleveland Cavaliers logo from 1970-1983 is a cavalier turning his back and points his sword to the left in front of a maroon-colored basketball. The word "Cavaliers" is at the top,the word "Cleveland" is at the bottom." Smash Lee raises his hand up. Jett Jones:"Lee." Smash Lee:"Is it like the Detroit Pistons logo with a chess piece innit,because the word "Pistons" is at the top,and the word "Detroit" is at the bottom?" Jett Jones:"Yes. But let's continue. Throughout 1983 to 1994,the logo is now the word "Cavs" featuring the letter V designed like a basket. From 1994 to 2003 is a logo consisted of a basketball arching into a stylized net in a black background. Below the 1994-2003 Cavaliers logo is the word "Cavs." Running Jin raises his hand up. Jett Jones:"Jin." Running Jin:"The latest Cleveland Cavaliers logo is a gold sword through the word "cavaliers" in a red basketball background." Jett Jones:"You're right." Wildman Wesley:"Ain't no way,never surrender."
In Kingship... Mukora:"Toora. Terex Stinger made Bella Luchia with his magic and he is saying that he is going to use Spencer's Magic and make Bella Luchia disguise as a little girl." Toora:"That's excellent. Alva Rhodes is still with Terex as well." Loora (singing):"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12. Ladybugs came to the ladybugs picnic." Toora:"Loora,we're in our possession of Alvin Rhodes." Loora:"And the Chipmunks?" Toora:"No. Alvin Rhodes,not as in Alvin and the Chipmunks. Get the picture?"
In Mount Royal Park... Smash Lee:"Cavaliers basketball is what it's all about." Black Pepper Jack:"Throughout the NBA. They never do without." Smash Lee:"And when the pressure's on,and the game is almost through." Black Pepper Jack:"The Cavs will make it happen and rally two by two." Some Falconers appear. Smash Lee and Black Pepper Jack attack the Falconers. A minute later,Alva Rhodes shows up. Alva Rhodes:"The Sith is back. Wait till you see my fainted love after you encounter this one...it's the little young lady possessed by demons!" A little girl appears out of nowhere and she is evil. The Little Young Lady Possessed By Demons:"Say hello to your worst nightmare." The Little Young Lady Possessed By Demons telekinetically lifted up Smash Lee and Black Pepper Jack and flips 'em down. Alva Rhodes:"You both got floored. Huh?!" Hurlie Gertie (when she shows up):"The kid's not your friend!" Alva Rhodes:"Little girl,do the honors." Wildman Wesley (when he shows up):"What's your point?" Alva Rhodes:"Somebody come and play." Smash Lee and Black Pepper Jack (pulled out their Bless Changers):"Bless you!" Smash Lee becomes Bless Red and Black Pepper Jack becomes Bless Black. The Little Young Lady Possessed By Demons:"Only one way to settle this..." The Little Young Lady Possessed By Demons uses "dark ninja magic" (like Kiya from the Power Rangers Ninja Storm episode,A Samurai's Journey part 2),attacking Bless Red and Bless Black with several hits. Wildman Wesley (as Running Jin shows up):"We've sensed that the little girl is possessed by someone hideous." Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,and Hurlie Gertie (pulled out their Bless Changers):"Bless you!" Running Jin becomes Bless Green,Wildman Wesley becomes Bless Yellow,and Hurlie Gertie becomes Bless Pink. Smash Lee and Black Pepper Jack join the other Blessrangers and begin posing. Smash Lee:"Bless Red." Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black." Running Jin:"Bless Green." Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow." Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink." Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!" Alva Rhodes:"Little girl. Show your TRUE POWERS!" The Little Young Lady Possessed By Demons transforms into a wrestling Forbidden General named Bella Luchia. Bella Luchia:"It's time to do a "trudge match"!" Bless Red:"Trudge match?" Bless Yellow:"Have you've just looked up in the dictionary and find out what "trudge" means?" Bella Luchia runs toward Bless Red,grabs him and lifts 'em over her head,jumps up and begins doing a spinning piledriver (like some monster from a Go Go Five episode,who piledrives Go Yellow),slamming Bless Red into the ground. Bless Yellow (wielding his Bless Axe):"Double time!" Bless Yellow attacks Bella Luchia with his Bless Axe several times. Bless Green (wielding his Bless Saber):"Bless Attack!" Bless Green attacks Bella Luchia with his Bless Saber. Alva Rhodes:"I can fight with pleasure!" Bless Black and Bless Pink use their Bless Shooters and fire at Alva Rhodes. Bella Luchia hoisted Bless Yellow over her head and throws him at Bless Red and Bless Green. Bella Luchia:"Feel the power of Bella Luchia!" Bless Black:"This one's for you!" Bless Black (wielding his Bless Daggers):"Bless Attack!" Bless Black executes a sonicboom-like attack with his Bless Daggers,attacking Bella Luchia. Bless Pink (using her Bless Lance):"Bless Attack!" Bless Pink defeats Bella Luchia with a Bless Attack from her Bless Lance.
Alva Rhodes:"Kid Charlie Brown! Do your stuff!" Simon Stinger shows up and uses Speckled Spice and make Bella Luchia grow giant-sized. Bella Luchia:"Now lucha libre can be big time!" Blessrangers:"Bless Beasts combine!" All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsu begins fighting Bella Luchia. A minute later,Bella Luchia grabs and hoists Bakuhatsuoh over her head. Bella Luchia (before she throws Bakuhatsuoh):"I can lift anyone else my size." Alva Rhodes:"Excellent. Keep it up. You did a very great job." Bakuhatsuoh gets up. Bella Luchia:"Wanna go again?" Bless Red (inside the Bakuhatsuoh):"Bakudan Blade Attack!" Bakuhatsuoh defeats Bella Luchia with the Bakudan Blade Attack. Alva Rhodes:"I'm going to get you next time,Blessrangers!"
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Post by Blessranger on May 29, 2005 22:01:26 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 7:Bless Her Heart Note:Names of Alvin Rhodes' song parodies from AmIRight.com are highlighted in blue. In Olympic Stadium,Black Pepper Jack worked there and he is doing janitor work. Black Pepper Jack:"I am still the finest hero of Montreal's Olympic Stadium. I looked at the internet and there was a new Sesame Street movie from Paramount Pictures. It'll be a Sesame Street/Star Trek crossover." Lebron James (as he shows up):"I can't stand Ace Ventura." Black Pepper Jack:"What are you doing?" Lebron James:"I'm Lebron James,the Cleveland Cavalier." Black Pepper Jack:"Lebron James? What are you doing here?" Lebron James:"Somebody from a Montreal college named Jett Jones told me something about Blessrangers,which is like Power Rangers without a Blue Ranger at all or something like that." Black Pepper Jack:"Hey! I am one of the Blessrangers! I'm the Black Blessranger." Lebron James:"Who do you live with?" Black Pepper Jack:"Some female dressed up like an Ace Ventura. She wears blue jeans and like Ace Ventura,she also wears an unbuttoned all-the-way-down short-sleeve shirt with a white tanktop under it." Lebron James:"Yuck! I don't want to see her!! Is that your girlfriend?" Black Pepper Jack:"Yes. But you think girls are gross?" Lebron James:"Whatever. I can't stand a female Ace Ventura." In Kingship... Alva Rhodes:"My Ratzinger is already bombed. I have a cold dead heart." Toora:"What's the point? You are our last hope of taking over Montreal!" Alva Rhodes:"I already had mayonaise on sundaes at Baskin Robbins. And I'm not afraid to take the lady's lunch when that Bella Luchia got destroyed." Mukora:"Is there any problem with that?" Alva Rhodes:"I got one trick up my sleeve." In Aubrianna's parents' house... Aubrianna:"Mom and dad,some college teacher named Jett Jones made me become a Blessranger." Aubrianna's mom:"Oh my goodness!" Aubrianna's dad:"I can't believe it! You want to save Montreal from certain doom!" Muriel:"You're the best mom I ever had!" Aubrianna:"Yes I am. And I can't wait to show Black Pepper Jack my Blessranger powers." Muriel:"You want to fight alongside Black Pepper Jack? Good point." Aubrianna's mom:"Aubrianna,I talked to your brother on the phone about your heroic actions as a Blessranger." Muriel:"Mom,where did your brother live?" Aubrianna:"My brother lives in Grand Rapids." In downtown Montreal... Alva Rhodes:"Ha ha ha. Fine,healed,refigured." All five Blessrangers are already morphed. Bless Red,Bless Green,and Bless Yellow enters the scene in the Blesscruiser. Bless Black and Bless Pink arrives in the Blessroader. Bless Red,Bless Green,and Bless Yellow jump off the Blesscruiser while Bless Black and Bless Pink jump off the Blessroader. Alva Rhodes:"You must be a group of cavaliers!" Smash Lee:"No we're not! You can count on me,Bless Red." Black Pepper Jack:"Watch out,cause here we come! I'm Bless Black." Running Jin:"It's been a while but we're back with style! Bless Green is here." Wildman Wesley:"So get set to have some fun! The name's Bless Yellow." Hurlie Gertie:"We'll bring you action and satisfaction. My name's Bless Pink." Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!" Alva Rhodes:"Time for some android shuffle! Meet the Jabaku Sentai Bluesranger!" Bless Red:"They look like us...but they're all blue!" Bless Black:"They're still color-coded." Bless Red battles Blues Red. Next,Bless Black battles Blues Black. Next,Bless Green is fighting Blues Green. Next,Bless Yellow is fighting Blues Yellow. Then,Bless Pink fights Blues Pink. A minute and a half later... Alva Rhodes:"The Blues Rangers. They can fight like Blessrangers,and they will paint the town blue to take over Montreal!" Aubrianna:"This is not for the weak!" Alva Rhodes:"Who are you?" All five Blessrangers and all five Bluesrangers facing toward Aubrianna. Bless Black:"What are you doing?" Aubrianna:"To serve and protect the city,you won't believe this." Alva Rhodes (as Aubrianna takes out her Golden Commander):"So you want to fight?" Aubrianna:"Golden Commander!" Aubrianna morphs into Miss Lonestar,the sixth Blessranger. Aubrianna:"Miss Lonestar!" Bless Black (as he jumps right in front of Miss Lonestar):"Aubrianna. You're a Blessranger!" Miss Lonestar:"I am a Blessranger." Bless Red (wielding his Bless Tonfas):"Bless Attack!" Bless Red throws a powerful punch,defeating Blues Red. Bless Yellow (wielding his Bless Axe):"Bless Attack!" Bless Yellow defeats Blues Yellow with an axe slash. Bless Green (wielding his Bless Saber):"Bless Attack!" Bless Green defeated Blues Green with several sword slashes. Bless Pink (wielding his Bless Lance):"Bless Attack!" Bless Pink defeats Blues Pink with a staff swipe. Bless Black:"Hold on." Alva Rhodes (wielding a fencing sword):"Let's get it on." Bless Black (wielding his Bless Daggers):"Bless Attack!" Bless Black defeats Blues Black with a sonicboom-type move with his daggers. Miss Lonestar:"Lonestar Fencer!" Miss Lonestar wields her Lonestar Fencer and begins swordplay with Alva Rhodes. After a minute,Miss Lonestar energizes her Lonestar Fencer and stabs Alva Rhodes in the body. Bless Red:"Way to go!" Simon Stinger shows up and pours some speckled spice on Alva Rhodes,causing Alva Rhodes to become huge. Alva Rhodes:"This is fun! Ha ha ha ha!" Miss Lonestar:"I can do this,Blessrangers. Watch...Katamati Samurai!" Miss Lonestar's giant robot,the Katamari Samurai,appears. Alva Rhodes:"Ha ha! That wasn't another part of me." Katamari Samurai wields the Katamari Saber,attacking Alva Rhodes several times. Bless Black:"Wow! That's cool." Miss Lonestar (inside the Katamari Samurai):"Time for the Bakudan Katamari Attack!" Katamari Samurai defeats Alva Rhodes with the Katamari Bakudan Attack. In Kingship... Toora:"This is not going to be happening. You're not as tough as I thought!" Loora:"ALVIN!!" Back in downtown Montreal,the two people are carrying Alvin Rhodes (who was turned back to normal and he is not Alva Rhodes anymore) to the back of the ambulance. The six Blessrangers (including Aubrianna) are all unmorphed. Smash Lee:"Thanks a lot,Aubrianna." Black Pepper Jack:"You're saving the world,you're still my true love." Aubrianna:"I'm very comfortable as a Blessranger. I felt exciting." Lebron James:"Oh no! It's the female Ace Ventura!" Black Pepper Jack:"Lebron?" Aubrianna runs toward Lebron James and punched in Lebron in the face.
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Post by Dogbot on May 29, 2005 22:41:57 GMT -5
your fanfic is ok, but what is with the Alvin Rhodes' song parodies highlighted? Whats up with that? Other then that good work
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Post by Blessranger on May 30, 2005 15:36:00 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 8:Firstblood Survival
In the Olympic Stadium's players lounge... Lebron James:"Black Pepper Jack. I need to avoid Aubrianna and Muriel." Black Pepper Jack:"Is that what you want? Ok,you hated them." Lebron James:"I heard that Eric Snow changed his "shoot 4 the moon" foundation into the "shoot 4 the cookie" foundation." Black Pepper Jack:"Ever heard of the song,"If Moon Was Cookie"?" Lebron James:"The Cleveland Cavaliers coach made me listen to that song." Black Pepper Jack:"You wanted to avoid my girlfriend Aubrianna as well as her family,including her daughter Muriel." Lebron James:"Yeah." Black Pepper Jack:"I'll craft you a perfect disguise." Lebron James:"Make me."
In Kingship,Terex Stinger made a cow-like Dragon Ball Z-type Forbidden General named Wonmoo. Toora:"Excellent. You made a new threat to Montreal." Terex Stinger:"His name's Wonmoo. He can attack with attitude." Wonmoo:"And I'll try to uncover other people's disguises." Toora:"You can't do that." Loora:"This is more like Goku or Vegeta as a cow." Wonmoo:"I rather fight like Goku,but I don't do Shun Goku Satsu for that matter." Toora:"Seriously,you need to wreak havoc in Montreal. If those Blessranger idiots ruin your actions,attack them." Mukora:"We'll see about that."
Outside Black Pepper Jack's house,Lebron James was diguised himself as X1 Mask (from Hikari Sentai Maskman). Black Pepper Jack brought Lebron to the house. Aubrianna:"X1 Mask?!" Black Pepper Jack:"Yes,he is." Lebron James:"You must be Black Pepper Jack's girlfriend." Aubrianna:"How did you know?" Black Pepper Jack:"I talked to X1 Mask and when the going gets tough,I hope X1 Mask is going to be in charge of our house." Aubrianna:"So you can take care of daughter Muriel. Right,X1 Mask?" Lebron James:"Uhhh...Muriel?" Black Pepper Jack (as Muriel comes to X1 Mask):"This is X1." Lebron James:"I was appearing in only one episode of Hikari Sentai Maskman back in 1987." Aubrianna:"And I taught Muriel about Sentai shows." Lebron James:"What are Sentai shows?" Black Pepper Jack:"Well,Sentai is the Japanese word for task force,literally fighting team or squadron. Sentai is most commonly used for classifying the "superhero team" genre of shows produced by Toei and Bandai,and aired by TV Asahi. The shows are of the Japanese live-action genre,featuring colorful special effects,and are aimed mainly for children. Aubrianna:"In every Sentai show,the fight between good and evil is illustrated,with the good side winning most of the time. The basic premise of the series is that a group of five people gain special powers,wear colored outfits,and use advanced weapons and martial arts skills to battle powerful beings from other planets and/or dimensions threatening to take over Earth. In most of the episodes,after the team has beaten an army of evil creatures and the "monster of the week",they call for huge robotic vehicles/animals that can combine to form one giant robot to fight an enlarged version of the monster." Black Pepper Jack:"Sentai series with the giant robot element are specifically known as Super Sentai." Lebron James:"How do you spell Sentai?" Black Pepper Jack:"S-E-N-T-A-I."
In downtown Montreal,Wonmoo is looking at Eric Snow's "shoot 4 the moon foundation" ad on the billboard. Wonmoo (charges up energy in his hands:"Ja...he...a...bo..." Wonmoo (fires an energy beam similar to the Kamehameha move from Dragon Ball Z):"EE!" The "Ja-He-A-Bo-Ee" energy beam attack pierces through the moon part of the billboard ad. Wonmoo:"That wasn't hard." Bless Red,Bless Green,Bless Yellow,and Bless Pink enter the scene while in the Blesscruiser. Next,they jump off the Blesscruiser. Wonmoo:"Now that's whay I call a fair fight!" Bless Red and Wonmoo started fighting. Wonmoo is successfully defensive against Bless Red's attacks. Half a minute later,Wonmoo catches Bless Red's fist and counter throws him behind. Wonmoo:"Who's next?" Bless Black and Miss Lonestar join the fight and jump off the Blessroader. Wonmoo:"And now,something totally different." Bless Black:"So what?" Wonmoo (charges up energy):"Ja...he...a...bo..." Bless Pink:"He's ripping off Dragon Ball Z!" Wonmoo (fires an energy beam form his hands):"Eeee!" Bless Black,Bless Green,Bless Yellow,Bless Pink,and Miss Lonestar are attacked by the "Ja-He-A-Bo-Ee". Bless Red jumps right into Wonmoo with his Bless Tonfas and... Bless Red:"Bless Attack!" Bless Red launches a powerful punch against Wonmoo from behind. Miss Lonestar:"Excellent tactic,Smash Lee." Wonmoo (as he gets up):"You may not be indistinctive. You are wrong!" Miss Lonestar:"Shadow Raider!" Miss Lonestar takes off her yellow shirt and changes into "Shadow Raider" form. Wonmoo:"What? You're a clear and pleasant fighter?" Miss Lonestar and Wonmoo started fighting. A minute later,Bless Red pulls out his Bless Shooter and fires toward Wonmoo. Other four Blessrangers (minus Miss Lonestar) pull out their Bless Shooters. Miss Lonestar approaches Bless Red. The other four Blessrangers fire at Wonmoo several times,defeating Wonmoo. Next,Simon Stinger appears and pours Speckled Spice to make Wonmoo grow huge. Wonmoo:"Big time!" Miss Lonestar:"Katamari Samurai!" The Katamari Samurai appears and Miss Lonestar gets inside the samurai. Katamari Samurai starts fighting against Wonmoo. A minute later,Katamari Samurai wields the Katamari Saber and defeat Wonmoo with the Bakudan Katamari Attack.
In Kingship... Toora:"You fools! I'll get you next time,Blessrangers! NEXT TIME!"
Back in Black Pepper Jack's house,Lebron James (cosplaying X1 Mask,and had the X1 Mask helmet off) is watching Sesame Street with Muriel. As Aubrianna and Black Pepper Jack come into the house... Aubrianna:"WHAT?" Black Pepper Jack:"Lebron?" Aubrianna:"It's you again!" Aubrianna approaches Lebron James and tries to attack him.
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Post by Blessranger on Jun 10, 2005 22:30:49 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 9:Five-Star Meeting
In the University of Montreal... Jett Jones:"Lebron. You're afraid of Aubrianna because she hates you. Right?" Lebron James:"She dresses up like a pet detective and she beats me up." Black Pepper Jack:"I tried my best to make sure that Lebron James has to avoid my girlfriend. He has a weakness against her family as well." Lebron James:"One time,some kid next door showed me "Cal Cavalier",a character from the sports section of some issues of the videogame magazine called "GameFan",which lasted way back from the 1990's to almost 2K1." Jett Jones:"Who is Cal Cavalier?" Lebron James:"He dresses almost like an Ace Ventura but instead of a tanktop,he wears a white t-shirt underneath his purple hawaiian shirt and wears glasses and a baseball cap. He also wields a red boxing glove." Jett Jones:"Lebron,I'll help you out. I'll take you to Frontier Dance Studios and people will be surprised about Britney Spears' remake of the song "Rubber Duckie". I hope Aubrianna's not trying to track you down". Lebron James:"Good point."
In Kingship,a Forbidden General named Johnny Ice has arrived. Toora:"Don't call me the iceman! You know what you're doing." Johnny Ice:"Stay crude,be crude. There's nothing better than substituting cool with crude." Toora:"Just give Montreal a big chill." Johnny Ice:"Relax. I am the iceman. I know what to do. And you had a pet." Toora:"Oh,that's Loora,it's like my pet frog but looks like a cat." Loora:"The floor's not stone cold. You know." Johnny Ice:"Stone cold? Stone cold crazy,you know."
In Frontier Dance Studios,Lebron James is dancing to the beat of the Britney Spears cover version of "Rubber Duckie". A minute later,Toronto Raptors player Vince Carter shows up. Vince Carter:"I heard that song before. It's from Sesame Street." Lebron James:"I wouldn't be frightened." Vince Carter:"The Cavs will make it happen and rally two by two.
In downtown Montreal,Miss Lonestar,already morphed,shows up as she appraoches Johnny Ice. Miss Lonestar:"You may lose your cool,but you can't beat the heat." Johnny Ice:"But I will." Johnny Ice punches the ground and a trail of ice travels along the ground from Johnny Ice and covers up Miss Lonestar in ice. Johnny Ice:"Disaster averted." Bless Red,Bless Green,and Bless Yellow arrive to the scene in the Blesscruiser,then they jump out of the Bless Cruiser. Bless Red:"Who says that some females crack the dress code in high schools?" Bless Green:"So you think they're wearing disasters?!" Bless Yellow:"We call it "fashion disasters",I believe." Johnny Ice:"If anyone wants an ice cream headache,here it is." Johnny Ice forms a ball of ice in his hand and throws it at Bless Yellow,causing Bless Yellow a big bad brain freeze. Bless Red jumps into the air and wields his Bless Tonfas... Bless Red:"Bless attack!" ...then Bless Red dives downward for a powerful tonfa punch on Johnny Ice. Bless Black and Bless Pink join the fight,and they jump off the Bless Roader and arrive the scene. Miss Lonestar was freed from being frozen and Bless Yellow got his brain freeze ended.
In Frontier Dance Studios... Lebron James:"You know this song?" Vince Carter:"Yes. It is a song that Justin Timberblake uses with Janet Jackson right before a wardrobe malfunction." Lebron James:"At the "stupid bowl"? It landed on the Dexter's Laboratory channel." Vince Carter:"CBS is not going to be called the Dexter's Laboratory channel."
Back in downtown Montreal,five Blessrangers (not including Miss Lonestar) fight Johnny Ice. A minute later,the five Blessrangers pull out their Bless Shooters and fire several shots,defeating Johnny Ice. Next,Simon Stinger shows up and pours speckled spice to make Johnny Ice grow huge. Miss Lonestar:"Katamari Samurai,now!" Katamari Samurai appears,begins to fight Johnny Ice. A minute later,Johnny Ice forms a ball of ice in his hand and throws it at Katamari Samurai. Johnny Ice:"What's happening?" Miss Lonestar (inside Katamari Samurai):"You never take me alive. Bakudan Katamari Attack!" Katamari Samurai wields the Katamari Saber. Johnny Ice:"Idiot..." Katamari Samurai executes the Bakudan Katamari Attack,defeating Johnny Ice.
In Kingship... Toora:"Crazy Blessrangers! How come they're beating the stone cold floor?" Loora:"They think they're not stone cold crazy."
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Post by Blessranger on Jun 12, 2005 16:43:12 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 10:Blue Sunday
In The University of Montreal... Jett Jones:"The Detroit Lions are coming to visit and begin practicing at Montreal's Olympic Stadium." Lebron James:"For the whole summer?" Jett Jones:"Actually,just through July." Lebron James:"The whole month?" Jett Jones:"Yes." Black Pepper Jack:"My favorite football team was used to be Detroit Lions." Lebron James:"Vince Carter told me about the Detroit Pistons song from the AmIRight.com website." Black Pepper Jack:"Really? I've never seen that song before!" Jett Jones:"I'll go to Olympic Stadium and see what the Detroit Lions are doing."
In Kingship,Terex Stinger made,Gargantuan,a shape-shifting Forbidden General resembling Primator from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers episode,The Wanna-Be Ranger. Toora:"When the going gets tough,the tough won't get going. It is NOT fair!" Gargantuan:"When it comes to mimicry,the mimicry will be my useful trick in battles. I can become anyone else." Mukora:"You can disguise yourself as a Blessranger." Gargantuan:"Right. I am the "white baboon of mimic" never gives up." Toora:"The last peanut butter jelly time?" Gargantuan:"Peanut butter jelly time? It's a song with a dancing...uh,something."
In Olympic Stadium... Lebron James:"You must be a coach of the Detroit Lions?" Detroit Lions coach:"Yes. And the basketball team Detroit Pistons had plans like this. If they are this year's NBA champions,they'll get have their own chess club representing the team's "flaming horse" logos." Lebron James:"Does this mean if the Pistons is the ONLY NBA team to have a chess club of its own?" Detroit Lions coach:"Yes it is." Lebron James:"Was there another Detroit basketball team that'll play in Joe Louis Arena?" Detroit Lions coach:"No." Lebron James:"have you ever been chased by a female Ace Ventura?" Detroit Lions coach:"No. A female Ace Ventura? It could be willing disgrace."
In Mount Royal Park... Gargantuan:"I know it's very nice to talk to strangers. And I do want to talk to strangers." Bless Black:"First rule...don't talk to strangers!" Gargantuan:"It is ok to talk to strangers." Bless Pink:"You had been thinking three times instead of twice." Gargantuan:"Girls can be boys,boys can be girls. Only one way to settle this..." Gargantuan transforms into Mechanized Smoke from Mortal Kombat 3. Aubrianna:"So you must be Smoke." Gargantuan,disguised as Smoke,runs toward Aubrianna as she takes out her Golden Commander. Aubrianna (as Smoke shouted "Yoink!" and he tries to grab the Golden Commander from Aubrianna's hand):"Hey!" Aubrianna and Gargantuan keeps struggling to see if either one of the two take possession of the Golden Commander. Bless Black fires a shot from a Bless Shooter and Smoke is hit from behind. Black Pepper Jack:"You want to be like Tom Kenny,I'll show you no mercy!" Gargantuan transforms into Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob Squarepants:"Booyah!" Gargantuan disguised as Spongebob,extending his arm latching onto Bless Black's neck and tugging. Bless Green (wielding his Bless Saber):"Bless Attack!" Gargantuan,disguised as Spongebob,got his arm cut off by Bless Green's Bless Attack. Spongebob Squarepants (before he started sobbing):"My arm!" Gargantuan transforms into X1 Mask from Hikari Sentai Maskman. X1 Mask started fighting Bless Red. A minute later,X1 Mask creates energy in his fist and delivers a powerful punch at Bless Red. Then Gargantuan transforms into a dancing banana that it seen in the Peanut Butter Jelly Time flash animation. The DJ Chip and Ray Lo version of the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song kicks in. Bless Red:"So,he likes peanut butter jelly." Bless Black:"It seems that baboon is going suicide." Gargantuan transforms into Geese Howard,doing the Thunder Break (a Raising Storm variant) technique and several thunderbolts call upon form the sky,attacking the Blessrangers. Next,Geese runs toward Bless Red,and Bless Red wields his Bless Tonfas and throw a powerful punch at Geese,knocking Geese consciously. Bless Black:"Booyah!" Gargantuan transforms into Alva Rhodes,the villain that the Blessrangers had defeated. Alva Rhodes:"Today is saturday in the park. Wait a minute,I don't know what time it is or what day it is." Bless Red:"We already defeated this guy? What happened?" Gargantuan transforms into Bubbles,one of the Powerpuff Girls,attacking the Blessrangers. A half-minute later,Bless Red sucker punched Bubbles,knocked her down. Bless Red:"Yes!" Garganutan transforms into Neo from The Matrix. The training music from The Matrix kicks in. Bless Red:"Huh?" The Blessrangers use their Bless Shooters and fire. Neo stops the Bless Shooter firing the same way he stop gun bullets in The Matrix Reloaded's Chateau scene. Bless Black throws one of his Bless Daggers at Neo but Neo dodges the dagger throw. Gargantuan turns back to normal. Gargantuan:"The emancipation of Mimi is coming." Bless Pink:"Hey! That's one of Mariah Carey's albums." Bless Red:"Now let's settle this!" All five of the Blessrangers' weapons form together Bless Zooka. Blessrangers:"Bakuhatsu Bless Attack!" The Bless Zooka fires the Bakuhatsu Bless Attack defeating Gargantuan. Then,Simon Stinger appears and pired Speckled Spice,causing Gargantuan to grow. Gargantuan:"It's time for you to enter the big leagues." Blessrangers:"Bless Beasts combine!" All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh. Gargantuan (before he transforms into Tetraboy from Choujin Sentai Jetman):"Be prepared for this!" Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh,along with other four Blessrangers):"He can still mimic?" Bless Black:"No way!" Bakuhatsuoh battles Gargantuan. A minute later,Gargantuan transforms into Ultraseven. Ultraseven form an L-shape with his arms,firing an energy beam,attacking Bakuhatsuoh. Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh):"This isn't fair!" Gargantuan turns back to normal. Gargantuan:"I wonder if we can say "CARTOON NETWORK SUCKS WITH THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!"? Get the picture?" Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh):"No. You suck! Now let's do the Bakudan Blade Attack!" Bakuhatsuoh defeats Gargantuan with the Bakudan Blade Attack.
In Kingship... Toora:"This isn't fair!" Loora:"It is fair." Toora:"NO IT'S NOT!"
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Post by Blessranger on Jun 16, 2005 17:25:50 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 11:Dai-Ichi Life
In Olympic Stadium... Jett Jones:"I am still working on the ninja costumes for the initial Blessrangers. I keep them as a secret against Aubrianna,the person you hate." Lebron James:"What if I have a ninja costume?" Jett Jones:"You're not a Blessranger yet." Lebron James:"Black Pepper Jack told me if Aubrianna's getting pregnant,who would gave her Golden Commander to?" Jett Jones:"You."
In Kingship... Terex Stinger:"Apollo's Magic!" The huge four-leaf clover on the table was transformed into a Forbidden General named Celtic Mojo. Toora:"At last,the celtic way to destroy the Blessrangers." Celtic Mojo:"Someday I wanted to be a Boston Celtics mascot." Toora:"Okay. But first,you got to attack Montreal with all you got." Celtic Mojo:"Well then,I wanted to be a favorite-color-changing agent instead." Toora:"A favorite-color-changing agent?" Celtic Mojo:"I can use green four-leaf clovers to change other people's favorite colors. The red-leaf clovers can attack without hesitation. I also have golden-leaf clovers to turn people into frogs." Toora:"That's gonna leave a mark..." Celtic Mojo tries to throw a golden clover from his hand. Toora:"Wait! don't..." Toora turned into a frog (not a frog-cat like Loora). Mukora:"That was pathetic..."
In Olympic Stadium... Lebron James:"I was very fond of the peanut butter jelly time song. I know how this works out,I'll keep dancing and it will say friendship in a second,I won't die." The DJ Chip/Ray Lo song "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" starts playing. Lebron James:"Hey,this is a great song. It's peanut butter jelly time!" A human-sized version of the dancing banana from the "peanut butter jelly time" fame shows up. Lebron started dancing.
In downtown Montreal... Celtic Mojo:"And now it's time for a demostration of a favorite color-change. Oh,this should be easy." A 26-year-old pregnant blonde woman walks on the sidewalk and Celtic Mojo approaches in front of her. Celtic Mojo:"What is your favorite color?" Pregnant woman:"Purple." Celtic Mojo:"Purple? That's not your favorite color idiot!" Celtic Mojo throws a clover at the belly of the pregnant woman,controlling her mind to change her favorite color to light blue. Celtic Mojo:"Now what's your favorite color?" Hypnotized pregnant woman:"Blue." Two kids are looking at Celtic Mojo. Boy 1:"Hey look!" Boy 2 (as Celtic Mojo faces the boy):"Is that a leperchaun?" Celtic Mojo:"You can avoid your brother's girlfriend the celtic way!" Celtic Mojo throws two golden clovers,one from each hand,at the two kids,transforming them into frogs. The two frogs jump into the street until the car squishes them. Celtic Mojo:"One for the road,two for the show." The five Blessrangers appear. Bless Red,Bless Green,and Bless Yellow jump out of the Blesscruiser while Bless Black and Bless Pink jump out of the Blessroader. Bless Red:"You can't relocate the Boston Celtics baskerball team." Celtic Mojo:"But I will." Celtic Mojo throws a red clover at Bless Red,attacking Bless Red with serious damage. Celtic Mojo:"Booyah!" Celtic Mojo throws four red clovers (two from each hand) at the other Blessrangers,attacking them. Celtic Mojo:"I have never met a person named Doris before." Bless Red:"Doris? Is it from a tv show that says "monday nights at 9 on CBS"?" Celtic Mojo:"Is that legal? What morons..." Bless Black:"SHUT UP!" Celtic Mojo:"Meet a new breed of scouts." Golden Chiefs appeared. The Blessrangers battle a bunch of Golden Chiefs. A minute later,Celtic Mojo has a bright blue clover in his hand. Celtic Mojo:"What's this?" The blue clover made Celtic Mojo change his colors from green to blue,recieving electric powers. Celtic Mojo:"Shocking!" Bless Red:"Put 'er there,pal." Celtic Mojo uses his electric powers and attack the Blessrangers with it. Miss Lonestar appears and jumps right in to Celtic Mojo with a kick. Miss Lonestar:"Shadow Raider!" Miss Lonestar takes off her yellow shirt and changes into Shadow Raider form. Celtic Mojo:"What's that cheater up to?" Miss Lonestar:"High five?" Celtic Mojo:"Okay." Miss Lonestar gives Celtic Mojo a high five. Then,Celtic Mojo gets himself electrocuted. Bless Red:"It's a total debacle!" Miss Lonestar walks away from Celtic Mojo,Celtic Mojo was collapsed and exploding. Simon Stinger shows up and pours Speckled Spice to make Celtic Mojo grow huge. Celtic Mojo's color changed back to green. Celtic Mojo (before he started laughing):"It's time to show your celtic pride." Miss Lonestar:"Katamari Samurai!" The Katamari Samurai appears and Miss Lonestar gets inside the samurai. The Katamari Samurai battles Celtic Mojo. After a minute... Celtic Mojo:"Feel the wrath of the Irish." Celtic Mojo throws a red four-leaf clover at Katamari Samurai,attacking it with minor damage. Then,Katamari Samurai wields the Katamari Saber. Miss Lonestar (inside Katamari Samurai):"Bakudan Katamari Attack!" Katamari Samurai defeats Celtic Mojo with the Bakudan Katamari Attack.
In Kingship... Toora:"However,you will pay the price...with your blood."
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Post by Blessranger on Jun 20, 2005 11:23:20 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 12:Middle School Survival
In the Ernie Esperanza Middle School,the kids are playing soccer outside the gym. A kid is hit by a baseball. Everybody's looking at something. Then they get hit by baseballs one by one. A coach is seeing something and got angry. Cia:"Cia!" (pronounced "see ya") A baseball is thrown and it hits in the coach's head. The two baseball-obsessed Forbidden Generals,Cia the baseball-throwing female,and Batta the baseball bat-wielding male,had appeared. Cia:"Cia!" Batta:"Batta!" Cia and Batta started laughing.
In Kingship... Toora:"Cia...Batta...Cia...Batta...ciabatta." Loora:"Cia and Batta are names derived from the word "ciabatta"." Toora:"You're right." Toora and Loora:"Cia...Batta...ciabatta!" Loora:"Mind if you want a ciabatta baguette?" Toora:"Ciabatta baguette. That's good." Mukora:"Ciabatta integrale,ciabatta latte. What's next?" Loora:"The baseball team called Ciabatta Cubs."
In the University of Montreal... Jett Jones:"We've sensed that those two idiots are throwing baseballs and swinging baseball bats against people. They beat them up and they're reckless!" Lebron James:"What? Baseball is evil?" Jett Jones:"You think baseball is evil? No,it isn't." Smash Lee:"Are these two coming from Olympic Stadium or they'll become mascots for the new Montreal baseball team?" Jett Jones:"Look. The Expos had moved to Washington,DC." Smash Lee:"Do they need a third man?" Lebron James:"They don't need a third hand. Which one's a pitcher and which one's a batter?"
In downtown Montreal,Cia and Batta are wreaking havoc. Cia shouts her name before throwing each baseball. For example,she says "Cia" then throws a baseball at someone,then saying "Cia" then throwing a baseball at someone else,etc. and Batta shouts his name before each swing from his baseball bat. For example,he says "Batta" then hits something with his baseball bat,then saying "Batta" then swinging his bat,etc. Black Pepper Jack:"We're not gonna take it!" Cia:"You need to ask every female to see whose favorite color is blue or not. Females whose favorite color is blue are okay,but female whose favorite color wasn't before or used to be blue will be killed." Black Pepper Jack (takes out his Blesschanger):"I'm not going to do this...Bless You!" Black Pepper Jack morphs into Bless Black. Cia (before throwing a baseball at Bless Black):"Cia!" Batta (jumps right into Bless Black and attacks with his baseball bat):"Batta!" Next,Batta shouts his name,immediately hitting Bless Black with the bat. Bless Pink:"You got a problem." Cia:"Cia!" Cia throws two baseballs at the same time,attacking Bless Pink. Then,Bless Green jumps right into Cia. Bless Green:"Bless Attack!" Bless Green swings his sword for a powerful attack on Cia. Bless Yellow jumps right in to Batta from behind with an attack from his Bless Axe. Bless Red:"No choice. You both need to change your attitudes." Batta:"Your temper will change,and you all need to take off those colored masks you had on." Bless Red:"Masks? We don't wear masks." Cia:"They're helmets,you idiot." Smash Lee:"Bless Red." Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black." Running Jin:"Bless Green." Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow." Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink." Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!" Cia (as she throws three baseballs one by one):"Cia! Cia! Cia!" Bless Red,Bless Black,and Bless Pink are getting hit by baseballs. Bless Yellow wields his Bless Axe and jumps right into Cia... Bless Yellow:"Bless Attack!" ...and he attacks Cia with a Bless Axe Bless Attack,then attacks Cia with his axe twice more. Batta (while attacking Bless Pink with his baseball bat twice):"Batta! Batta!" Bless Green (wielding his Bless Saber):"Bless Attack!" Bless Green attacks Batta from behind. Bless Red and Bless Black use their Bless Shooters and fire at Cia,defeating her. Bless Yellow performs his Bless Attack with his Bless Axe,defeating Batta. Bless Red:"Now that was a grand slam!" Cia:"You'll get a load of this!" Bless Black:"Crazy. We already defeated her." Batta:"You ain't seen nothing yet." Cia and Batta fused together into a giant-sized Forbidden General named Boginskaia,who is a four-armed baseball player. Blessrangers:"Bless Beasts combine!" All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsuoh battles Boginskaia. A minute later... Bless Red (inside Bakuhatsuoh):"Bakudan Blade Attack!" Bakuhatsuoh defeats Boginskaia with the Bakudan Blade Attack.
In Kingship... Toora:"I want a ciabatta baguette!" Loora:"Me too." Mukora:"Me three."
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Post by Blessranger on Jun 23, 2005 14:58:15 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 13:Trample The Weak,Hurdle The Dead Note:A "petrol bomb" consists of a glass bottle partly filled with flammable liquid,usually petrol (gasoline) or alcohol (generally methanol or ethanol). The mouth of the bottle is stoppered with usually a cork,and a cloth rag is fixed securely around the mouth. The weapon is used by first soaking the rag in a flammable liquid immediately prior to using it,lighting the rag,and throwing the bottle at the target. The bottle shatters on impact,spilling the flammable liquid over the target, which is then ignited by the burning rag.
In Bless Q,the underground headquarters of the Blessrangers located within a secret entrance next to Olympic Stadium,scientists and co-workers are developing new stuff the Blessrangers' arsenal. Lebron James has got inside a Zing Zing Zingbah costume. Jett Jones:"Lebron James. You will disguise yourself as a Boohbah. Pretend you're dancing around." Lebron James:"Uh,okay. Just to avoid Aubrianna?" Jett Jones:"Impressive." Black Pepper Jack:"Mr. Jones,Aubrianna's going to visit here any minute." Jett Jones (to Lebron James inside the Zing Zing Zingbah costume):"Okay,don't speak. Because Aubrianna's coming."
In Kingship... Toora:"Expect the unexpected. Now it's time to heat things up and stir things up." Terex Stinger:"Apollo's Magic!" A bottle of wine on the table was transformed into Bourgeois,a Beaujolais-oriented Forbidden General. Bourgeois:"Bonjour. It is me,Bourgeois. I was obsessed with Beaujolais." Loora:"I know Black Beaujolais from Jushi Sentai France Five." Bourgeois:"I use petrol bombs to suit my art of fighting." Toora:"What are you going to do?" Bourgeois:"I can plan to change the Italian restaurant name Olive Garden to "Art of Fighting"." Toora:"Art of Fighting? It's a video arcade game. Right?" Bourgeois:"Pretend every empty glass bottle you see on the floor is a petrol bomb."
In downtown Montreal... Smash Lee:"Lebron is going undercover so Aubrianna won't attack him." Black Pepper Jack:"I knew this is a good idea." Running Jin:"Just when you thought it was safe if Lebron is somebody's worst enemy." Wildman Wesley:"What if Aubrianna's no longer an enemy to Lebron?" Hurlie Gertie:"Good question." Golden Chiefs appear. Smash Lee:"Great. Now we have to settle this." Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,and Hurlie Gertie:"Ninja bless!" The five Blessrangers become ninjas. The Blessranger ninjas attack the Golden Chiefs. After a minute,Bourgeois shows up. Bourgeois:"Be prepared. You'll need to feel the power of Beaujolais." Smash Lee and his four friends takes out their Blesschangers. Blessranger ninjas:"Bless You!" All five people in ninja clothes morph into Blessrangers. Smash Lee:"Bless Red." Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black." Running Jin:"Bless Green." Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow." Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink." Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!" Bourgeois throws a petrol bomb and Bless Yellow catches it then throws it back at Bourgeois,inflicting severe damage. Bless Red:"Booyah! Good going!" Bourgeois (before he throws two petrol bombs at the same time):"Get a load of this!" The two petrol bombs hit the floor,attacking the Blessrangers. Bourgeois:"You asked for more..." Miss Lonestar:"Enough said." Bourgeois:"What do you want?" Miss Lonestar:"Miss Lonestar!" Bourgeois throws a petrol bomb at Miss Lonestar,attacking her. Bourgeois:"Kurtis Blow!" Bourgeois repeatedly punching Bless Black in the head with his fist several times. Bless Green:"Eat dirt!" Bourgeois turns his head facing Bless Green. Bless Green (wielding his Bless Saber):"Bless Attack!" Bless Green attacks Bourgeois with a Bless Saber Bless Attack from behind. Miss Lonestar jumps in with a double-foot kick at Bourgeois and backflips. Bless Red and Bless Black each pull out a Bless Shooter and fires at Bourgeois from either side of him,defeating Bourgeois. Simon Stinger appears and pours Speckled Spice to make Bourgeois grow. Miss Lonestar:"Katamari Samurai!" Katamari Samurai appears and starts fighting Bourgeois. A minute later,Katamari Samurai wields the Katamari Saber. Miss Lonestar (inside Katamari Samurai):"Bakudan Katamari Attack!" Katamari Samurai defeats Bourgeois with the Bakudan Blade Attack.
In Kingship... Toora:"I wonder if the Milwaukee Admirals hockey team logo is supposed to be resembling a deer like the Milwaukee Bucks basketball team." Loora:"How about Arena Football?" Toora:"Arena Football season's over. But Colorado Crush won Arena Bowl XIX."
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Post by Blessranger on Jun 24, 2005 16:43:22 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 14:The Power of Goodbye Note:This episode had references to the Rocko's Modern Life episode,The High Five Of Doom.
In Bless Q... Jett Jones:"Lebron James. I heard Aubrianna's pregnant and she gave me back the Golden Commander device. I'll try to modfy it as soon as possible so you can be a Blessranger." Lebron James:"Great. No Aubrianna in sight." Black Pepper Jack:"You're real amazing,Lebron. Now that you can join us in a battle against the forces of evil." Lebron James:"I will be joining your team,Jack." Jett Jones:"I'm working on the amazing "cavalier" powers to replace the "lonestar" powers of the Golden Commander." Black Pepper Jack:"So Lebron's going to be a Blessranger."
In Kingship... Toora:"Back in the mid-1990's,my favorite episode of Rocko's Modern Life was The High-Five of Doom. Rocko and Heffer read Filburt's diary and they started to think that Filburt is an alien from the planet Quarnoz who vaporizes Earthlings by giving them a high five." Loora:"We need someone who can kill people in Montreal by giving them a high five." Toora:"You asked for it." Terex Stinger:"Apollo's Magic!" The toy raptor was transformed into Raptora,a raptor-like Forbidden General who's a resemblance to Croco,one of the bad guys from Super Mario RPG. Raptora:"You asked for it!" Toora:"It's good to meet people in Montreal. Give them high fives,but don't give US high fives." Raptora:"Great. If I do a high five,I can kill people with it."
In Black Pepper Jack's house... Aubrianna:"I hope it's going to be my first son or another girl?" Black Pepper Jack:"If it's another girl,maybe we can call her "Doris"." Aubrianna:"Doris? You mean Dolores or Dorothy?" Black Pepper Jack:"No. Doris. Just Doris." Aubrianna:"That's just a name of someone you see on a show that says "mondays 9:00 CBS",but TBS is in possession for that show." Black Pepper Jack:"I would write to TBS and pull the "mondays 9:00 CBS" show off the air or make a Doris-censored version of that show." Muriel:"Doris." Aubrianna:"She asked for it."
In Mount Royal Park,two boys are playing tag. Raptora:"What are you kids doing?" Kid 1:"We're playing tag." Raptora:"High five?" Kid 1 and kid 2:"Yeah." Raptora give the two kids a high-five,then immediately the kids got vaporized. Raptora:"High fives are violent." Raptora stops tracks of a jogging woman. Raptora:"Want a high five?" Woman:"Who are you?" Raptora:"Don't identify me. Give me a high five." Raptora gives a woman a high five,vaporizing her. Raptora:"That wasn't so hard." Smash Lee:"What's wrong with you? Everybody doesn't know about your high fives." Raptora:"My high fives won't hurt you. Wanna high five?" Smash Lee (with his Blesschanger in his hand):"I don't want your high fives...bless you!" Smash Lee changes into Bless Red. Raptora:"Give me a high five." Bless Red uses his Bless Shooter and fires at Raptora several times. Bless Black and Bless Pink entered the scene and jump off the Blessroader. Raptora:"Somebody need a high five." Bless Black:"Forget about it." Raptora:"Forget about it? Why don't you give these guys a high five?" Golden Chiefs appear. Bless Red,Bless Black,and Bless Pink are fighting the Golden Chiefs. A minute later,Bless Green and Bless Yellow show up. Raptora:"Hold it right there." Bless Green and Bless Yellow:"Huh?" Raptora:"High five?" Bless Yellow:"Booyah!" Raptora gives Bless Yellow a high five. This time,Bless Yellow's not dying. Instead,he takes some damage. Raptora:"Great. He didn't die." Bless Red (to Bless Yellow):"Don't do high fives with this monster. He thought high fives are violent." Raptora:"Let's play this. Three out of five will be given high fives,the other two will not." Bless Red:"This isn't fair!" All five Blessrangers:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!" Raptora:"Okay. Which three of you wanted a high five?" Bless Red:"None of them. But now watch this." The Blessrangers combine their individual weapons to form Bless Zooka. Bless Black,Bless Green,Bless Yellow,Bless Pink:"Bless Zooka!" Bless Red:"Bakuhatsu Bless Attack!" The Blessrangers defeat Raptora using the Bakuhatsu Bless Attack from Bless Zooka. Simon Stinger appears and pours speckled spice,making Raptora grow huge. Blessrangers:"Bless Beasts combine!" All five Bless Beasts appear and combine to form Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsuoh battles Raptora. A minute later... Bless Red:"Bakudan Blade Attack!" Bakuhatsuoh defeats Raptora with the Bakudan Blade Attack.
In Kingship,Toora reads his diary (I mean,his own science fiction novel) about the "high five of death". Loora:"He's reading about Quarnoz." Mukora:"I know what he's doing."
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Post by Blessranger on Jun 26, 2005 17:30:39 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 15:The Importance of Being Lebron In Bless Q... Lebron James:"I was surprised that you are doing your best to make a Blessranger out of me." Jett Jones:"I've done very well modifying the Golden Commander. It will be yours. Instead of Miss Lonestar,you'll become Bless Cavalier,the sixth man for the Blessrangers." Lebron James (as Jett Jones give him the Golden Commander):"Thanks. Anyways,I'm satisfied to fight those who are wreaking havoc in Montreal. I'll be careful." Jett Jones:"You may become invited to fight alongside the Blessrangers." In Kingship,Swedish Cowboy has popped out of nowhere. Toora:"Who dare you try to come over here?" Swedish Cowboy:"Who cares? It is I,the Swedish Cowboy. My girlfriend Priscilla got died by a mysterious warrior who defends the nation of Canada and I was from a planet of "space cowboys"." Toora:"How come you are carrying the flag with you?" Swedish Cowboy:"I made this. It's called Priscilla's Flag. It represents the death of my girlfriend Priscilla. And I will plant it somewhere in Montreal." Toora:"To get the Blessrangers' attention?" Swedish Cowboy:"Sort of. Blessrangers??! Who are the Blessrangers?" Toora:"The Blessrangers are a team of those who tried to protect Montreal from our disastrous plans." Swedish Cowboy:"Nobody defeats the Swedish Cowboy!" Outside Olympic Stadium,Jett Jones was talking to someone at the pay phone. Jett Jones:"You got to stand a chance,whoever reminds of you of a female whose favorite color is blue,you can't change somebody else's favorite colors. Understand other people's differences." Jett Jones hangs up on the pay phone. Jett Jones:"We stand on guard for thee." In Mount Royal Park,while Black Pepper Jack is taking a walk,he looked at something. Black Pepper Jack:"What flag is this?" Black Pepper Jack walks toward the flag that is planted on the grass. It's a flag with a yelow crescent moon with black outline drawn by crayons on a red background and there is the word "Priscilla" written in a blue crayon. Black Pepper Jack:"Is this a cookie to me?" Black Pepper Jack pulls Priscilla's Flag off the ground and raises it over his head. Black Pepper Jack shouted "I'm king of the world!" Swedish Cowboy:"You pulled the flag!" Black Pepper Jack (as he tosses the flag to the ground from his left):"You are an idiot! You're doing unusual things on purpose." Swedish Cowboy (as he points his gun as Black Pepper Jack):"Ha ha!" Lebron James:"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" Swedish Cowboy:"So you want to die?!" Lebron James (holding the Golden Commander):"Golden Commander!" Lebron James transforms into Bless Cavalier. Lebron James:"A little bit of love is all it takes." Bless Red:"You should be very clever." Bless Red,Bless Green,Bless Yellow,and Bless Pink enter the scene. Black Pepper Jack (with his Blesschanger):"Bless You!" Black Pepper Jack morphs into Bless Black. Smash Lee:"Bless Red." Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black." Running Jin:"Bless Green." Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow." Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink." Lebron James:"Bless Cavalier." Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie,Lebron James:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!" Swedish Cowboy:"You want a man with a slow hand,there's more than one." Golden Chiefs appear. The Blessrangers attack the Golden Chiefs a minute and a half later,Swedish Cowboy points his gun toward Bless Black and Bless Green and fires twice. Bless Black is hit. Bless Cavalier (wields his Cavalier Sword):"Cavalier Sword ready to go." Swedish Cowboy:"Don't be shy." Bless Cavalier (moves his Cavalier Sword around in a circle...):"Bless Attack!" ...as he swings his Cavalier Sword down and defeats Swedish Cowboy. Bless Red puts Priscilla's Flag on the pavement then Bless Black lights a match and tosses it at the flag. Next Bless Pink waits a few seconds... Bless Pink:"Only one way to settle this..." Bless Pink uses the fire extinguisher to put out the fire and see if Priscilla's Flag is fairly damaged. Next,the Blessrangers heard that Swedish Cowboy grows to giant size. Swedish Cowboy:"How dare you disrespect the power of my girlfriend?!" Katamari Samurai appears. Bless Cavalier (inside the Katamari Samurai):"Behold the power of the Katamari Samurai!" Katamari Samurai and Swedish Cowboy started fighting. After a minute,Katamari Samurai defeats Swedish Cowboy with the Bakudan Katamari Attack,using the Katamari Saber. As Swedish Cowboy gets defeated,Bless Cavalier jumps out of the Katamari Samurai. The Blessrangers run toward Bless Cavalier. Bless Red:"So you're another Blessranger." Bless Cavalier demorphs. And the identity for this Blessranger was Lebron James. Then other five Blessrangers demorph to their normal selves. Black Pepper Jack:"Lebron James. You are a true hero!" Lebron James:"I know. And a cavalier never gives up." In Kingship... Toora:"Complete losers! I'm starting to get angry!" Mukora:"It's time for revenge!"
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Post by Blessranger on Oct 21, 2005 23:52:08 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 16:Kina Blessed
In the Olympic Stadium's players lounge... Lebron James:"You ever heard of Avenged Sevenfold?" Black Pepper Jack:"I've never heard of that before." Lebron James:"Avenged Sevenfold is a metalcore band from Orange County,California. The band's name was taken from the biblical story of Cain and Abel in Genesis 4:15,which reads,"But the Lord said to him. Therefore whoever slayeth Cain,vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold." Avenged Sevenfold was formed while its members were still in high school." Black Pepper Jack:"Avenged Sevenfold. A band?" Lebron James:"Let's get on the internet. To find out the info about Avenged Sevenfold."
In Kingship... Toora:"You brought a Goro Daimon action figure. Right?" Terex Stinger:"I do. Watch this...Apollo's Magic!" Terex Stinger transforms the Goro Daimon (from The King of Fighters) action figure into Thunder Daimon,a Forbidden General being a cross between an overgrown Pikachu and Goro Daimon. Thunder Daimon:"I'll show you how shocking my strength was!" Toora:"You have to destroy Montreal once and for all. If you see a Blessranger,crush 'em!"
In Mount Royal Park... Smash Lee:"Things are looking up. I heard that Nickelodeon is going to adapt Hikar Sentai Maskman into a cartoon. Many Americans had confusion between Super Sentai and Power Rangers." Running Jin:"I look at a Weird Al Yankovic website and I saw that Weird Al us related to Star Wars." Wildman Wesley:"And Star Wars is related to Weird Al Yankovic." Smash Lee:"If Nickelodeon has a cartoon adaptation of Light Task Force Maskman,the helmet visors will be removed and the characters are still Japanese." Golden Chiefs appear. Smash Lee:"Oh great." Smash Lee,Running Jin,and Wildman Wesley:"Ninja bless!" Smash Lee,Running Jin,and Wildman Wesley become ninjas. Together,the three attack the Golden Chiefs. A minute later... Bless Black (with Bless Pink also showing up):"Come on! I heard Thunder Daimon is wreaking havoc!"
In Stanley Street,Thunder Daimon is giving the Quizno's Subs place a real bad day,beating up people. After a minute,Thunder Daimon leaves the Quizno's place,and the Blessrangers (including Lebron James) show up. Thunder Daimon:"Blessrangers??" Bless Red:"Watch out cause here we come!" Bless Black:"It's been a while but we're back with style!" Bless Green:"So get set to have some fun!" Bless Yellow:"We'll bring you action..." Bless Pink:"...and satisfaction." Bless Cavalier:"Bakuhatsu Sentai..." All six Blessrangers (posing):"Blessranger!" Thunder Daimon:"I will make you move a muscle!" Bless Cavalier runs toward Thunder Daimon. Thunder Daimon grabs Bless Cavalier and tosses him up in the air jumps up and catches Bless Cavalier and shoulder throws him to the ground,then Thunder Daimon pursues him with an elbow drop. Bless Red:"That's gotta hurt!" A dog joins the fight and,while Thunder Daimon is standing after his attack on Bless Cavalier,jumps in front of and licks Thunder Daimon. Thunder Daimon (while being licked several times):"I hate dogs!" Jett Jones (as he enters the battle)"Kina!" The dog,was named Kina,walks toward Jett Jones. Jett Jones:"You know that forbidden generals will try to kill you,Kina. You're not a Blessranger." Bless Yellow (with Bless Axe in his hand):"Bless Attack!" Bless Yellow performs a powerful axe attack on Thunder Daimon. Then Bless Green jumps toward Thunder Daimon,but Thunder Daimon caught Bless Green one-handed countering a punch and tosses Bless Green behind. Bless Pink jumps up and launches a headfirst dive toward and tackling Thunder Daimon. Next,Bless Red and Kina run toward Bless Cavalier. Bless Cavalier:"Who brought Kina?" Bless Red:"Jett Jones." Thunder Daimon taunts then pounds the ground with both hands,knocking Bless Yellow up then down,then Thunder Daimon runs toward and grabs the downed Bless Yellow,slamming him to the ground,then Thunder Daimon slams the ground with both hands five times,knocking Bless Yellow up and down five times,then Thunder Daimon stomps the ground,causing an explosion,knocking Bless Yellow in the air. Kina runs toward Thunder Daimon,Thunder Daimon turns his head facing toward Kina,Kina chases Thunder Daimon. Jett Jones:"Kina!" Bless Yellow falls into a dumpster near outside of a Baskin Robbins place. Bless Cavalier (holding his Cavalier Sword):"Hey you!" Thunder Daimon:"What do you want?" Bless Cavalier (moves his Cavalier Sword around in a circle):"Bless Attack!" Bless Cavalier swings his Cavalier Sword down and defeats Thunder Daimon. Simon Stinger shows up and pours some speckled spice on Thunder Daimon,causing Thunder Daimon to grow huge. Thunder Daimon:"I will take you down!" Bless Cavalier:"Katamari Samurai!" Katamari Samurai appears and Bless Cavalier gets inside of it. Katamari Samurai and Thunder Daimon started fighting. After a minute,Katamari Samurai wields the Katamari Saber and... Bless Cavalier (inside Katamari Samurai):"Bakudan Katamari Attack!" ...Thunder Daimon gets defeated by the Katamari Samurai's Bakudan Katamari Attack. Jett Jones (alongside Kina):"See,Kina? That's dangerous."
In Kingship... Toora:"You are aggravating Blessrangers!"
In Olympic Stadium,Black Pepper Jack was doing janitor work. Suddenly,the dog named Kina shows up. Black Pepper Jack:"Sit,Kina. Sit." Kina sits down. Black Pepper Jack (before Kina does a woof):"Good dog." Wildman Wesley:"Black Pepper Jack,have you ever heard of Avenged Sevenfold?" Black Pepper Jack:"Lebron showed me that on the internet."
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Post by Blessranger on Dec 12, 2005 16:37:56 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 17:Silver Past
In Bless Q... Jett Jones:"Guys,I wanted you to meet the world's first Blessrangers. They were from about a decade ago." Smash Lee:"1995! We're gonna party like it's 1995!" Deputy Buck:"Dude,we're the Blessrangers of 1995. And I'm Deputy Buck,Bless Red of 1995." Major Jonathon (shaking hands with Black Pepper Jack):"Major Jonathon,former Bless Black." Black Pepper Jack:"But I'm modern-day Bless Black." Major Jonathon:"Really?" Awesome Jared:"The former Bless Green,Awesome Jared." Running Jin:"Awesome!" Wildman Wesley:"You used to be Bless Yellow,right?" Sunshine Louie:"Yeah. My name is Sunshine Louie." Honoring Carolyn (shaking hands with Hurlie Gertie):"Call me Honoring Carolyn,who was used to be..." Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink." Jink Williams (shaking hands with Lebron):"My name is Jink Williams,the sixth member of the Blessranger team from 1995,and I was called Bless Gold. My Blessranger suit is darkblue and gold." Lebron James:"Lebron James the Bless Cavalier. Current sixth Blessranger. I am red and gold."
In Kingship... Toora:"Two dozen roses means too many doses." Loora:"Go for it." Terex Stinger:"Apollo's Magic!" A bouquet of roses transforms into Truxedo,a Forbidden General parody on Sailor Moon's Tuxedo Mask. Toora:"A forbidden tuxedo man? Tell me more." Truxedo:"My name is Truxedo. I can throw a Cinder Rose (which is a flaming rose) to set something on fire." Toora:"Don't burn us. I want you to burn Montreal." Truxedo:"What is Montreal?" Toora:"Montreal,you know. The Canadian city above us." Terex Stinger:"I want this Tuxedo man to destroy the city where the Blessrangers are." Truxedo:"Blessranger..."
In Bless Q... Jett Jones (said to his dog,Kina):"Sit,Kina. Sit." Kina sits down. Jett Jones (before Kina woofs):"Good dog." Jink Williams:"Where's Lebron?" Jett Jones:"He's borrowing my Chevrolet Cavalier because he wanted to get some Mentos at a local 7-Eleven." Smash Lee:"Mr. Jones. Tell us about the Blessrangers' past." Jett Jones:"All right. Back in 1995,there are five people. A police officer,a combat tactician,a kendo warrior,a wrestler,and a medical assistant. Together the five walked to someplace called the Silver Forest. In the Silver Forest,five belt-buckle things you call Blesschangers appear. Together,the five become the Blessrangers." Smash Lee:"So the Silver Forest...is the Blessranger origin."
In St. Laurent Boulevard,Lebron stops at a 7-Eleven. As he gets off the Chevy Cavalier,a flaming rose flies toward a police car (on the very far right parking spot in front of the 7-Eleven),causing the police car to explode. Lebron James:"Whoa." Truxedo:"How about a Cinder Rose?" Lebron James:"Cinder Rose? That's too hot to handle." Lebron pulls out his Golden Commander. Lebron James:"Golden Commander!" Lebron James transforms into Bless Cavalier,then he wields his Cavalier Sword. Truxedo (before he throws two roses,each one from either hand):"For two!" Bless Cavalier attacks incoming Cinder Roses with his Cavalier Sword one by one. Truxedo (throwing a rose at Bless Cavalier):"Cinder Rose!" Bless Cavalier (slashes a Cinder Rose with his Cavalier Sword):"You don't bring me flowers." Truxedo:"Golden Chiefs!" Truxedo disappears and an army of Golden Chiefs appear. Bless Cavalier battles the Golden Chiefs. 45 seconds later,a police officer comes out of the 7-Eleven store. A police officer (as the Golden Chiefs ran away):"Where's my car?" Bless Cavalier:"Uhhh...some evil man in the tuxedo destroyed it with his "flaming roses". By the way,I'm Lebron James. I was a Blessranger." A police officer:"You're one of the Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessrangers? Wait a miunte...you're a player of the Cleveland Cavaliers. Right?"
In Castledale... Toora:"With the other Blessrangers out of the picture,I still have a chance to take over Montreal,but Bless Cavalier remains." Mukora:"It's about time. I would kill him." Toora:"Go on." Mukora disappears. Toora:"Do cats fight fallout? I don't think so." Loora:"Cats fight fallout? What is your favorite color?" Toora:"Elephant." Loora:"Your favorite color is elephant?"
To be continued...
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Post by Blessranger on Dec 12, 2005 16:38:24 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger Episode 18:Silver Blessing The Blessrangers of the present (except Lebron) and the ones from the past (all six),along with Jett Jones,walked through the Silver Forest. Smash Lee:"So this is the place we're talking about." Deputy Buck:"A decade ago,me and my four heroes before your time had recieve the Blessranger powers." Jett Jones:"We really have to show Colonel Corn something about the new generation of Blessrangers." Smash Lee:"I'm part of the new generation." Somewhere in the park on St. Laurent Boulevard,Lebron battles the Golden Chiefs. A minute later,Truxedo reappears. Truxedo:"So you think you're safe? No." Lebron James:"You stupid tuxedo-clad idiot." Truxedo (before throwing a Cinder Rose at Bless Cavalier):"Idiot? Stop calling me idiot or I'll throw this...Cinder Rose!" Truxedo hits Bless Cavalier with an exploding Cinder Rose,causing Bless Cavalier to take much hits. In the middle of Silver Forest,the human-like mutant whose nose is made of a corn-on-the-cob,Colonel Corn,appears. Jett Jones:"You must be..." Colonel Corn:"Captain Corn." Deputy Buck:"Wait a minute. Let's clear things up. You're Colonel Corn." Colonel Corn:"Before some evil empire was all destroyed,I am Colonel Corn. But now,I'm Captain Corn. I was a leader of a Canadian mutant boot camp to travel throughout the province of Quebec." Smash Lee:"I thought you're Colonel Corn." Colonel Corn:"That's okay." Smash Lee:"I'm Smash Lee,leader of the new Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger. I'm Bless Red." Black Pepper Jack:"Don't forget me,Black Pepper Jack,the Bless Black of the new generation." Running Jin:"Running Jin,the new Bless Green." Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow,Wildman Wesley." Hurlie Gertie:"Hurlie Gertie. Bless Pink." Colonel Corn:"So you're the new generation of Blessrangers." Smash Lee:"Any last words??" Colonel Corn:"Don't panic,guys. I'll give you something new." Smash Lee:"What?" Colonel Corn:"Jink,you have a gold badge. Right?" Jink Williams:"Right." Colonel Corn:"The five good old Blessrangers of 1995,show the new Blessrangers your badges." Deputy Buck,Major Jonathon,Awesome Jared,Sunshine Louie,and Honoring Carolyn show their silver badges to Smash Lee and his new Blessranger team. Smash Lee:"Uhh...what's next?" In the park of St. Laurent Boulevard... Truxedo:"Cinder Rose." Truxedo throws a flaming rose,Bless Cavalier attacks the incoming rose with his Cavalier Sword. Truxedo (floats in the air,holds three roses in each hand for a total of six):"You're not as tough as I thought." Truxedo throws six roses,three by three,all six roses surrounded in flames,Bless Cavalier takes lots of damage dropping his Cavalier Sword. Bless Cavalier:"I'm not through with you." Mukora appears,Bless Cavalier battles Mukora. A minute later... Smash Lee:"You want something fair? Come and get me!" Truxedo:"No escape!" Smash Lee (holding his Blesschanger):"Bless You!" Wildman Wesley and Black Pepper Jack (holding their Blesschangers):"Bless You!" Running Jin and Hurlie Gertie (holding their Blesschangers):"Bless You!" Smash Lee and his four comrades transform into Blessrangers. Smash Lee:"Bless Red." Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black." Running Jin:"Bless Green." Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow." Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink." Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!" Smash Lee:"Now it's time to do this." Smash Lee:"Bless Red." Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black." Running Jin:"Bless Green." Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow." Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink." Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Silver Blessing!" All five initial Blessrangers made the blue parts of their costumes turn silver to activate their Silver Blessing power-up forms. Truxedo:"Cinder Rose!" Truxedo throws a flaming rose at Bless Red,but Bless Red withstood the attack. The five Blessrangers attack Truxedo one by one. A minute later... Smash Lee:"Let's do this." The five Blessrangers use their Bless Shooters,firing some shots to defeat Truxedo. In Kingship... Toora:"You dirty rotten Blessrangers. You destroyed my tuxedo warrior." Mukora:"This is obvious."
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