Post by Blessranger on May 8, 2005 21:34:00 GMT -5
Bakuhatsu Sentai Blessranger The Movie
In University of Montreal...
Jett Jones:"I'm going to ask you guys a simple question...are you allergic to spaghetti?"
Smash Lee raises his hand up.
Jett Jones:"Lee."
Smash Lee (puts his hand down):"I really hate spaghetti. I'm allergic to it."
Running Jin raises his hand up.
Jett Jones:"Jin."
Running Jin (puts his hand down):"I'm allergic to spaghetti. Ever heard of clothing called "spaghetti straps"?"
Jett Jones:"Jin,you're off topic,but it is related to spaghetti. We're not talking about clothes. But there are differences between spaghetti-strap tops and the food spaghetti."
In Kingship...
Toora:"I know somebody who was too much obsessed with spaghetti."
Loora:"Me too."
Mukora:"Guess who I brought here."
Toora:"Bella Bourie. Nice to see you."
Bella Bourie:"I remembered you while I was in college."
Toora:"What would you like to do for the Class of FORBID?"
Bella Bourie:"I can infect people...with spaghetti."
Toora:"Any secret ingredients in your spaghetti?"
Bella Bourie:"Yes,I've mixed up some evil chemicals and pour them on all the spaghetti I make. Whoever eats my spaghetti gets to act evil and wreak havoc in Montreal and I'm taking over it."
Loora:"Anybody allergic to spaghetti?"
Bella Bourie:"I'm not allergic to spaghetti."
Toora:"I'm not allergic to spaghetti too."
In Black Pepper Jack's house...
Aubrianna:"My daughter hates Powerpuff Girls. And she's telling males that "blue is for girls" and she wants to write letters to my family that "blue is for girls"."
Muriel:"Jack,I hate your father and your brother!"
Black Pepper Jack:"My younger brother hates you and Muriel because he wants to avoid you both. He tries to figure out which one of you two has a favorite color blue."
Aubrianna:"I never have a favorite color blue in my whole life."
Muriel:"Me neither."
Black Pepper Jack:"My brother also wears his Power Rangers mask (which is based on Red Mask of Hikari Sentai Maskman) every time I bring you and Muriel to his house. He doesn't want to take off his mask."
Abrianna:"There's a Toronto team for the Major League Soccer coming soon,and is not yet announced."
Black Pepper Jack:"Major League Soccer?"
In Petuny's,an Italian restaurant,a man and woman wanted spaghetti. Bella Bourie sends the spaghetti to the two people.
Man:"Oh great."
Bella Bourie puts the spaghetti on the table. The man and woman started eating spaghetti. A few seconds later,their eyes glow red,causing them to become evil.
In the Mount Royal Park,Running Jin stopped running,starting to exhaust.
Smash Lee:"I saw Amy Poehler dressing up as Aoranger from Himitsu Sentai Goranger."
Running Jin:"Really?"
Smash Lee:"I went to japanhero.com and there was Amy Poehler's first Sentai cosplay,right in one of the topics of the EXS section of the japanhero.com message board."
Running Jin:"I'll check it out on the internet."
Wildman Wesley:"Okay. I went to rangergallery.com and saw a pic of Amy Poehler dressed as Denji Blue fropm Denji Sentai Denziman."
Smash Lee:"Look. The 1980 Sentai has alternate names. The primary name is Denshi Sentai Denjiman. The alternate names of this Sentai are Denji Sentai Denjiman,Denji Sentai Denziman,Denshi Sentai Denziman."
Wildman Wesley:"I'm working on Sinsei Sentai Denjiman,a fanfic series,and I use Amy Poehler as Denji Blue."
Running Jin:"That's awesome."
Smash Lee:"Okay,all right. What's next? Amy Poehler as Blue Dolphin from Liveman or Amy Poehler as Blue Swallow from Jetman?"
Running Jin (as Black Pepper Jack shows up):"Is Aubrianna cooking spaghetti?"
Black Pepper Jack:"No."
Smash Lee:"So you think spaghetti makes you puke."
Black Pepper Jack:"I'm quite obsessed with the Family Circus newspaper comics."
Hurlie Gertie (as she shows up):"I was noticing that my brother's getting hooked on Rave Master,a cartoon."
Smash Lee:"Rave Master? I do like watching it."
Running Jin:"Rave Master is no Duel Masters. It's different."
Bella Bourie (as she shows up):"You want spaghetti?"
Smash Lee (he and his four partners gaze at Bella Bourie):"NO! We hate spaghetti and it makes us sick!"
Bella Bourie:"No offense. Spaghetti will make you feel great,but it won't hurt you."
Smash Lee and the other four Blessranger comrades pull out their Blesschangers.
All five Blessranger people:"Bless you!"
Smash Lee and company morph into Blessrangers.
Smash Lee:"Bless Red."
Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black."
Running Jin:"Bless Green."
Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow."
Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink."
Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!"
A bunch of Falconers appear. The Blessrangers began to fight the Falconers. A minute later,Bless Red pulls out his Bless Tonfas,continuing to attack the Falconers. A half-minute later,Bless Black Pulls out his Bless Daggers.
Bella Bourie:"You brought utensils. I hope it includes your teeth,but you forgot a fork and a sthingy."
Bella Bourie throws spaghetti out of a bowl directly toward Bless Black. Bless Black immediately takes some damage.
Bless Green (wields his Bless Saber and jumps right in toward Bella Bourie):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Green swings his Bless Saber and attacks Bella Bourie,inflicting excellent damage. Bless Green swings his sword twice more and attack. Then,Mukora appears.
Mukora:"You want to fight more? I'll settle this."
Mukora runs toward Bless Green at lightning speed,dashing past Bless Green back and forth to attack him several times. Bless Red attacks a few more Falconers. A few seconds later. Mukora walks toward Bless Red. Bella Bourie disappeared.
In Kingship...
Toora:"Those who hate spaghetti will feel the wrath of our forbidden pleasure that can't be measured."
Loora:"The WNBA Chicago team will be getting the "pure hype" that makes 'em heat up."
Toora:"Quit talking about the pure hype".
Mukora (reappears as he was being defeated):"Bless Red is punching me a lot."
Toora:"DON'T GIVE UP! You still gonna try to win! What's the matter with you?"
In downtown Montreal...
Bella Bourie:"Everybody wants spaghetti. So why are you trying to run away from me?"
Bless Yellow (jumps right in with his Bless Axe):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Yellow swings his Bless Axe,knocking Bella Bourie farther and she gets defeated.
Simon Stinger shows up and pours a pinch of Speckled Spice,making Bella Bourie get huge.
Bella Bourie:"If you think spaghetti is bad for you,I'll kill you!"
Bless Red:"Bless Beasts combine."
All five Bless Beasts combine and form Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsu starts fighting against Bella Bourie. A minute later...
Bella Bourie:"I got something special."
Bless Red (in the thingypit of Bakuhatsuoh):"What is it?"
Bella Bourie (holds a platter carrying spaghetti):"This!"
Bella Bourie throws the platter plate of spaghetti at Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsuoh is taking major damage. The Blessrangers fall right out of Bakuhatsuoh. The Blessrangers (except Bless Yellow lands in a different place) are almost downed. Bella Bourie tries to stomp on Bless Red,Bless Black,Bless Green,and Bless Pink. A "mushroom power-up" sound from the Super Mario Bros. video game is heard. Bella Bourie saw that Bless Yellow grew huge.
Bless Red:"How did he do that?"
Bella Bourie did not stomp on the other Blessrangers,Bless Yellow begins fighting Bella Bourie.
Jett Jones (carrying four big mushrooms,based on the ones from Nintendo's Mario video game,in a wheelbarrow:"Take those. They will help you."
Bless Red,Bless Black,Bless Green,and Bless Pink each pull out a mushroom (each mushroom corresponds to the Blessranger of the same color). Bless Red has a red mushroom in his hands,Bless Black has a black mushroom,Bless Green has a green mushroom,and Bless Pink has a pink mushroom.
Bless Yellow:"Sucker punch!"
Bless Yellow punches Bella Bourie in her face. A "mushroom power-up" sound effect from the Super Mario Bros. video game is heard,and the other four Blessrangers grow to giant size. All five Blessrangers are fighting against Bella Bourie. A minute later,Bless Green wields his Bless Saber.
Bless Green:"I got a present for ya! Bless Attack!"
Bless Green swings his Bless Saber,attacking Bella Bourie. Bella Bourie takes good damage.
Bless Black (pulls out his Bless Daggers before doing an attack in a Guile "Sonic Boom" motion:"Bless Attack!"
Bless Black attacks Bella Bourie with his Bless Daggers. Bless Pink wields her Bless Lance.
Bless Pink:"Bless Attack!"
Bless Pink uses her Bless Lance and attacks Bella Bourie.
Bless Yellow (wields his Bless Axe):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Yellow swings his Bless Axe,attacking Bella Bourie.
Bless Red (wields his Bless Tonfas):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Red throws a powerful punch with his Bless Tonfas,defeating Bella Bourie. As Bella Bourie takes a lot of damage,Bless Red turns away from Bella Bourie till Bella Bourie explodes.
In Kingship...
Toora:"This is strange. I can't believe the Blessrangers had a big bad attitude!"
Loora:"Against spaghetti?"
Toora:"Whatever."
Back in downtown Montreal,all five Blessrangers returned down to normal size and removed their helmets.
Jett Jones:"How's your temporary growth?"
Smash Lee:"We had it once."
Black Pepper Jack:"I hope our Bless Beasts can heal."
Smash Lee:"That's the spirit."
Jett Jones:"I'm very proud of you,Blessrangers. I know you guys are getting sick of spaghetti."
Hurlie Gertie:"I hate spaghetti and I don't want to get fat."
Running Jin:"Whatever."
Wildman Wesley:"Things are getting better. We don't want to become worse with spaghetti."
Hurlie Gertie:"We are so allergic to spaghetti."
Jett Jones:"And I hate spaghetti. It gives me a nightmare."
In University of Montreal...
Jett Jones:"I'm going to ask you guys a simple question...are you allergic to spaghetti?"
Smash Lee raises his hand up.
Jett Jones:"Lee."
Smash Lee (puts his hand down):"I really hate spaghetti. I'm allergic to it."
Running Jin raises his hand up.
Jett Jones:"Jin."
Running Jin (puts his hand down):"I'm allergic to spaghetti. Ever heard of clothing called "spaghetti straps"?"
Jett Jones:"Jin,you're off topic,but it is related to spaghetti. We're not talking about clothes. But there are differences between spaghetti-strap tops and the food spaghetti."
In Kingship...
Toora:"I know somebody who was too much obsessed with spaghetti."
Loora:"Me too."
Mukora:"Guess who I brought here."
Toora:"Bella Bourie. Nice to see you."
Bella Bourie:"I remembered you while I was in college."
Toora:"What would you like to do for the Class of FORBID?"
Bella Bourie:"I can infect people...with spaghetti."
Toora:"Any secret ingredients in your spaghetti?"
Bella Bourie:"Yes,I've mixed up some evil chemicals and pour them on all the spaghetti I make. Whoever eats my spaghetti gets to act evil and wreak havoc in Montreal and I'm taking over it."
Loora:"Anybody allergic to spaghetti?"
Bella Bourie:"I'm not allergic to spaghetti."
Toora:"I'm not allergic to spaghetti too."
In Black Pepper Jack's house...
Aubrianna:"My daughter hates Powerpuff Girls. And she's telling males that "blue is for girls" and she wants to write letters to my family that "blue is for girls"."
Muriel:"Jack,I hate your father and your brother!"
Black Pepper Jack:"My younger brother hates you and Muriel because he wants to avoid you both. He tries to figure out which one of you two has a favorite color blue."
Aubrianna:"I never have a favorite color blue in my whole life."
Muriel:"Me neither."
Black Pepper Jack:"My brother also wears his Power Rangers mask (which is based on Red Mask of Hikari Sentai Maskman) every time I bring you and Muriel to his house. He doesn't want to take off his mask."
Abrianna:"There's a Toronto team for the Major League Soccer coming soon,and is not yet announced."
Black Pepper Jack:"Major League Soccer?"
In Petuny's,an Italian restaurant,a man and woman wanted spaghetti. Bella Bourie sends the spaghetti to the two people.
Man:"Oh great."
Bella Bourie puts the spaghetti on the table. The man and woman started eating spaghetti. A few seconds later,their eyes glow red,causing them to become evil.
In the Mount Royal Park,Running Jin stopped running,starting to exhaust.
Smash Lee:"I saw Amy Poehler dressing up as Aoranger from Himitsu Sentai Goranger."
Running Jin:"Really?"
Smash Lee:"I went to japanhero.com and there was Amy Poehler's first Sentai cosplay,right in one of the topics of the EXS section of the japanhero.com message board."
Running Jin:"I'll check it out on the internet."
Wildman Wesley:"Okay. I went to rangergallery.com and saw a pic of Amy Poehler dressed as Denji Blue fropm Denji Sentai Denziman."
Smash Lee:"Look. The 1980 Sentai has alternate names. The primary name is Denshi Sentai Denjiman. The alternate names of this Sentai are Denji Sentai Denjiman,Denji Sentai Denziman,Denshi Sentai Denziman."
Wildman Wesley:"I'm working on Sinsei Sentai Denjiman,a fanfic series,and I use Amy Poehler as Denji Blue."
Running Jin:"That's awesome."
Smash Lee:"Okay,all right. What's next? Amy Poehler as Blue Dolphin from Liveman or Amy Poehler as Blue Swallow from Jetman?"
Running Jin (as Black Pepper Jack shows up):"Is Aubrianna cooking spaghetti?"
Black Pepper Jack:"No."
Smash Lee:"So you think spaghetti makes you puke."
Black Pepper Jack:"I'm quite obsessed with the Family Circus newspaper comics."
Hurlie Gertie (as she shows up):"I was noticing that my brother's getting hooked on Rave Master,a cartoon."
Smash Lee:"Rave Master? I do like watching it."
Running Jin:"Rave Master is no Duel Masters. It's different."
Bella Bourie (as she shows up):"You want spaghetti?"
Smash Lee (he and his four partners gaze at Bella Bourie):"NO! We hate spaghetti and it makes us sick!"
Bella Bourie:"No offense. Spaghetti will make you feel great,but it won't hurt you."
Smash Lee and the other four Blessranger comrades pull out their Blesschangers.
All five Blessranger people:"Bless you!"
Smash Lee and company morph into Blessrangers.
Smash Lee:"Bless Red."
Black Pepper Jack:"Bless Black."
Running Jin:"Bless Green."
Wildman Wesley:"Bless Yellow."
Hurlie Gertie:"Bless Pink."
Smash Lee,Black Pepper Jack,Running Jin,Wildman Wesley,Hurlie Gertie:"Bakuhatsu Sentai...BLESSRANGER!"
A bunch of Falconers appear. The Blessrangers began to fight the Falconers. A minute later,Bless Red pulls out his Bless Tonfas,continuing to attack the Falconers. A half-minute later,Bless Black Pulls out his Bless Daggers.
Bella Bourie:"You brought utensils. I hope it includes your teeth,but you forgot a fork and a sthingy."
Bella Bourie throws spaghetti out of a bowl directly toward Bless Black. Bless Black immediately takes some damage.
Bless Green (wields his Bless Saber and jumps right in toward Bella Bourie):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Green swings his Bless Saber and attacks Bella Bourie,inflicting excellent damage. Bless Green swings his sword twice more and attack. Then,Mukora appears.
Mukora:"You want to fight more? I'll settle this."
Mukora runs toward Bless Green at lightning speed,dashing past Bless Green back and forth to attack him several times. Bless Red attacks a few more Falconers. A few seconds later. Mukora walks toward Bless Red. Bella Bourie disappeared.
In Kingship...
Toora:"Those who hate spaghetti will feel the wrath of our forbidden pleasure that can't be measured."
Loora:"The WNBA Chicago team will be getting the "pure hype" that makes 'em heat up."
Toora:"Quit talking about the pure hype".
Mukora (reappears as he was being defeated):"Bless Red is punching me a lot."
Toora:"DON'T GIVE UP! You still gonna try to win! What's the matter with you?"
In downtown Montreal...
Bella Bourie:"Everybody wants spaghetti. So why are you trying to run away from me?"
Bless Yellow (jumps right in with his Bless Axe):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Yellow swings his Bless Axe,knocking Bella Bourie farther and she gets defeated.
Simon Stinger shows up and pours a pinch of Speckled Spice,making Bella Bourie get huge.
Bella Bourie:"If you think spaghetti is bad for you,I'll kill you!"
Bless Red:"Bless Beasts combine."
All five Bless Beasts combine and form Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsu starts fighting against Bella Bourie. A minute later...
Bella Bourie:"I got something special."
Bless Red (in the thingypit of Bakuhatsuoh):"What is it?"
Bella Bourie (holds a platter carrying spaghetti):"This!"
Bella Bourie throws the platter plate of spaghetti at Bakuhatsuoh. Bakuhatsuoh is taking major damage. The Blessrangers fall right out of Bakuhatsuoh. The Blessrangers (except Bless Yellow lands in a different place) are almost downed. Bella Bourie tries to stomp on Bless Red,Bless Black,Bless Green,and Bless Pink. A "mushroom power-up" sound from the Super Mario Bros. video game is heard. Bella Bourie saw that Bless Yellow grew huge.
Bless Red:"How did he do that?"
Bella Bourie did not stomp on the other Blessrangers,Bless Yellow begins fighting Bella Bourie.
Jett Jones (carrying four big mushrooms,based on the ones from Nintendo's Mario video game,in a wheelbarrow:"Take those. They will help you."
Bless Red,Bless Black,Bless Green,and Bless Pink each pull out a mushroom (each mushroom corresponds to the Blessranger of the same color). Bless Red has a red mushroom in his hands,Bless Black has a black mushroom,Bless Green has a green mushroom,and Bless Pink has a pink mushroom.
Bless Yellow:"Sucker punch!"
Bless Yellow punches Bella Bourie in her face. A "mushroom power-up" sound effect from the Super Mario Bros. video game is heard,and the other four Blessrangers grow to giant size. All five Blessrangers are fighting against Bella Bourie. A minute later,Bless Green wields his Bless Saber.
Bless Green:"I got a present for ya! Bless Attack!"
Bless Green swings his Bless Saber,attacking Bella Bourie. Bella Bourie takes good damage.
Bless Black (pulls out his Bless Daggers before doing an attack in a Guile "Sonic Boom" motion:"Bless Attack!"
Bless Black attacks Bella Bourie with his Bless Daggers. Bless Pink wields her Bless Lance.
Bless Pink:"Bless Attack!"
Bless Pink uses her Bless Lance and attacks Bella Bourie.
Bless Yellow (wields his Bless Axe):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Yellow swings his Bless Axe,attacking Bella Bourie.
Bless Red (wields his Bless Tonfas):"Bless Attack!"
Bless Red throws a powerful punch with his Bless Tonfas,defeating Bella Bourie. As Bella Bourie takes a lot of damage,Bless Red turns away from Bella Bourie till Bella Bourie explodes.
In Kingship...
Toora:"This is strange. I can't believe the Blessrangers had a big bad attitude!"
Loora:"Against spaghetti?"
Toora:"Whatever."
Back in downtown Montreal,all five Blessrangers returned down to normal size and removed their helmets.
Jett Jones:"How's your temporary growth?"
Smash Lee:"We had it once."
Black Pepper Jack:"I hope our Bless Beasts can heal."
Smash Lee:"That's the spirit."
Jett Jones:"I'm very proud of you,Blessrangers. I know you guys are getting sick of spaghetti."
Hurlie Gertie:"I hate spaghetti and I don't want to get fat."
Running Jin:"Whatever."
Wildman Wesley:"Things are getting better. We don't want to become worse with spaghetti."
Hurlie Gertie:"We are so allergic to spaghetti."
Jett Jones:"And I hate spaghetti. It gives me a nightmare."